humbled
hello it’s me. i’m the letter in the mail and i’m here to say every 25 year old is officially free to start over and be themselves. tenfold if you’re queer because most of us didnt start living until our twenties anyway. live laugh love
I just saw the track and field Olympics uniforms I keep hearing about and holy FUCK
Apparently there's a "shorts" option as well but wtf was Nike & the team officials ever thinking with this design???????
I initially was like "wow, that is an uncomfortable looking swimsuit" before realizing it was for TRACK AND FIELD. Can you imagine RUNNING in that?!?!
"Professional athletes should be able to compete without dedicating brain space to constant pube vigilance or the mental gymnastics of having every vulnerable piece of your body on display,” Lauren Fleshman, a former professional track and field athlete, wrote on Instagram. “Women’s kits should be in service to performance, mentally and physically. If this outfit was truly beneficial to physical performance, men would wear it. This is not an elite athletic kit for track and field. This is a costume born of patriarchal forces that are no longer welcome or needed to get eyes on women’s sports.”
After ripping out every single hard-earned pubic hair on my snatch, that abomination would get sucked straight into my camel toe and up my ass crack, and that's if I was LUCKY and it didn't just chafe so badly the creases of my thighs caught fire. What the hell is wrong with the people who designed and approved that?
anyways more of btw and tbh because they are BESTIES!!!!
okay new requirement you have to defend your answer
me and the one other person that voted morning shower we are in this together
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
A television show that nothing has occured with for the past 12 years on tumblr.gov:
Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here's another pigeon piece!
I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.
bravery heritage post
Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
tuck him in Tuesday
tuck him in Tuesday once again
another tuck him in Tuesday is here
Tuck him out 😈
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
I'M PUTTING HIM BACK
hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
cmyk test pages r like angels to me
do you understand
I made you something OP
Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU
Howy shit is dis my biwthday??? OwO
anywayssss, CEWEBWATOWY CAKE UwU
UwU <3
I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.
The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was
Vikings: Valhalla season 2, episode 5 - Birth and Rebirth
Bradley James as Lord Harekr