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imagine being stabbed to death with this
Hello, hello!
Anonymous asked:
Borth
THANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello today’s your favorite frog mun’s bday send me frogs
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*thinks about very small frogs* *angrily wipes away tears*
isadoro
The other day I was listening to a science podcast and this researcher Lucy Cooke was talking about how much she loves frogs. She went to the Amazon and met her favorite frog, the tiny original poison dart frog. She became so overwhelmed holding this frog that she started to cry, and went to wipe away her tears. If her crew hadn’t shouted “no” she would have rubbed poison all up in her eye and died because she loves this tiny frog so much.
Hello, I’m still on semi-hiatus, working my ass off but also suddenly seeing myself getting caught in a new fandom hell that I strongly suggest you do as well: mo dao zu shi / the untamed / grandmaster of demonic cultivation. I’ve seen posts about this for a whole year and it actually caught my eye but I never stopped to look at it more intently since I was deep in Overwatch hell but daaaamn boy it really surprised me at how good it is. I’m watching the drama and reading the novel right now!
Lúcio is still sleeping tho. He’s lazy these days. But yesterday I received a whole pack of a friend of mine from the US filled with Lúcio goodies that aren’t sold here in Brazil so I’m very happy ♥
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Write a Headcanon about my character
If it’s good, it will become official.
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Semi-hiatus
My muse is really out there doing whatever instead of being here giving me ideas to write and also my time is super limited due to me having to catch up with work so I’ll be around but basically just lurking. If you wanna talk just IM me. Sorry for everyone waiting for replies ;w; I hope I can come back properly soon.
Semi-hiatus
My muse is really out there doing whatever instead of being here giving me ideas to write and also my time is super limited due to me having to catch up with work so I’ll be around but basically just lurking. If you wanna talk just IM me. Sorry for everyone waiting for replies ;w; I hope I can come back properly soon.
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small / tall starters
requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
small
- “Get down here!”
- “Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
- “I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
- “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
- “I don’t appreciate your height.”
- “I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
- “I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
- “I KNOW you can see me.”
- “Fear me!!!”
- “Uh…you’re blocking me.”
- “Can you lift me for a second?”
- “Slow down! I have short legs.”
- “I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
- “Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
- “I always win at hide and seek.”
- “I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
- “Heels make me feel powerful.”
- “Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
- “I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
- “I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
- “You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
tall
- “I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
- “”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
- “Does my height offend you?”
- “Let me reach that for you.”
- “You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
- “I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
- “Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
- “It’s impossible to hide from you.”
- “No, I don’t play basketball.”
- “I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
- “You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
- “My legs are long and sexy.”
- “I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
- “Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
- “Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
- “You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
- “All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
- “Why are you standing on the counter?”
- “I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
- “You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
- “Let me block the sun for you.”
- “Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”
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Come kiss this frog he’s upsetti spaghetti and needs love
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✪ [i know we haven't really interacted yet, tho, so feel free to ignore this if you prefer!]
❖ POSITIVEI think you’re awesome ║ I like you ║ I want to go on a date with you ║ I love you ║ You’re cute/handsome ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re attractive ║ I wish we could spend more time together! ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║ I admire you ║ You’re someone that I look up to ║ You’re very kind ║ I consider us friends ║ I secretly have a crush on you ║ I have high respect for you ║ We have common interests ║ I’m happy that I met you
❖ NEGATIVE.
I feel uncomfortable around you ║ You’re bothersome ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I dislike you ║ I loathe you ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ We don’t get along well ║ You’re the worst kind of person ║ You get on my nerves ║ You’re annoying to me ║ We have nothing in common ║ I wish I had never met you ║ I wouldn’t date you if you were the last person alive ║ Not you again
Ok, so I’d like to elaborate a bit on this because I find it very interesting. I usually answer this meme tailored specifically to our muses interactions - meaning that even when there’s more of the same muse he’d feel differently, - but since we haven’t (which is a shame truly), it’s kind of how Lúcio feels in general towards Hanzo. Like stated in one my headcanons, Lúcio is not fond at all of Hanzo, mostly because of all the Genji shenanigans and stuff, even if his brother did forgive him. What Hanzo did goes directly against what Lúcio believes in various levels, specially since family is everything to him. He’s very hesitant around Hanzo and prefers to keep his distance, but he does admire him from a warrior perspective, and the fact Hanzo rebelled, though very late in the game, is worthy of Lúcio’s attention and might be the reason he first starts opening up to him and giving him a chance.
By the way I’m always open to ask memes, just visit my meme tag and send something in ;3
🔥 + Mmmmmmmmm butts >w>
Lúcio is an ass guy. If he’s checking you out, he’s definitely looking at your ass to give his final verdict on you. If you’re together, he will absolutely grope, slap, bite, kiss and eat your ass all the time. Will definitely use it as pillow too.
(and he’s shy about it, but he works hard enough to have a good ass too - and will love if you do all that stuff to him as well)
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Send me 🔥 + a word and I will write a NSFW headcanon for my muse.