Me, on a date: How do you feel about the regional gothic meme?
Date: I think it’s a little silly I mean it’s just a series of awkward injokes…
I reach for the breadsticks but they aren’t there. The basket it empty. I open my purse and from within it comes tumbling breadsticks. Soft breadsticks. Crunchy breadsticks. Buttered breadsticks. Garlic breadsticks. They cover the table, spilling off onto the floor. My date is looking at me. He does not, can not understand. He is made of flesh. The sticks do not speak to him.
Me: I’m sorry I have to leave immediately.
The breadsticks continue to fall.
water sourced from free range dads
it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”
when your son gets locked up
when your son escapes
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
original post / inspired by @soaringsparrows
modern AU Vex is a very cool Vex
I miss laying around and napping with you. I’d never been so happy just being with another person before.
i have loved and been loved, but never like this. this love is pure.
Kin Helping’s 500th Follower Giveaway!!
Thank you all for making this happen! We are so grateful and so excited to have this wonderful giveaway with you! All of these items were on our survey for the most part! I hope you have a great time!
Let’s get to it!
Rules:
- Must be following this blog!
- Reblogs only! Multiple reblogs count, but don’t spam!
- Side blogs are okay!
- Must be 18+ or have your parents’ permission!
- Be comfortable sharing your address!
- Must be kin or questioning!
- Do not tag as “giveaway.” (Can get taken down!!)
- No giveaway blogs!
- Likes don’t count!
- New followers are welcome!
- Winners will be picked via random number generator!
- *** The questions have to be something that mod Virus approves of!
- Ends on February 28th!!
Prizes:
First Place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- Your choice of 3 incenses: Opium, Frankincense-Myrrh, The Moon, Sage, White Sage, Vanilla, Patchouli, The Blessing, Sandal, Clove, Anti-Stress, Against Jealousy
- Your choice of 3 raw crystals: Amethyst, Septarian, Green Opal, Desert Jasper, Red Jasper, Petrified Wood, Yellow Jasper
- A personal tarot reading! Any spread, any question!***
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of your kin!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Second Place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- Your choice of 2 incenses that are left: Opium, Frankincense-Myrrh, The Moon, Sage, White Sage, Vanilla, Patchouli, The Blessing, Sandal, Clove, Anti-Stress, Against Jealousy
- Your choice of 2 raw crystals that are left: Amethyst, Septarian, Green Opal, Desert Jasper, Red Jasper, Petrified Wood, Yellow Jasper
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of you, but as a cat!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Third place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- A personal tarot reading! Any spread, any question!***
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of a dog! Any dog you like!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Runner up!
- 6 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Have a great time!
Kin Helping’s 500th Follower Giveaway!!
Thank you all for making this happen! We are so grateful and so excited to have this wonderful giveaway with you! All of these items were on our survey for the most part! I hope you have a great time!
Let’s get to it!
Rules:
- Must be following this blog!
- Reblogs only! Multiple reblogs count, but don’t spam!
- Side blogs are okay!
- Must be 18+ or have your parents’ permission!
- Be comfortable sharing your address!
- Must be kin or questioning!
- Do not tag as “giveaway.” (Can get taken down!!)
- No giveaway blogs!
- Likes don’t count!
- New followers are welcome!
- Winners will be picked via random number generator!
- *** The questions have to be something that mod Virus approves of!
- Ends on February 28th!!
Prizes:
First Place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- Your choice of 3 incenses: Opium, Frankincense-Myrrh, The Moon, Sage, White Sage, Vanilla, Patchouli, The Blessing, Sandal, Clove, Anti-Stress, Against Jealousy
- Your choice of 3 raw crystals: Amethyst, Septarian, Green Opal, Desert Jasper, Red Jasper, Petrified Wood, Yellow Jasper
- A personal tarot reading! Any spread, any question!***
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of your kin!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Second Place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- Your choice of 2 incenses that are left: Opium, Frankincense-Myrrh, The Moon, Sage, White Sage, Vanilla, Patchouli, The Blessing, Sandal, Clove, Anti-Stress, Against Jealousy
- Your choice of 2 raw crystals that are left: Amethyst, Septarian, Green Opal, Desert Jasper, Red Jasper, Petrified Wood, Yellow Jasper
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of you, but as a cat!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Third place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- A personal tarot reading! Any spread, any question!***
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of a dog! Any dog you like!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Runner up!
- 6 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Have a great time!
♡
Kin Helping’s 500th Follower Giveaway!!
Thank you all for making this happen! We are so grateful and so excited to have this wonderful giveaway with you! All of these items were on our survey for the most part! I hope you have a great time!
Let’s get to it!
Rules:
- Must be following this blog!
- Reblogs only! Multiple reblogs count, but don’t spam!
- Side blogs are okay!
- Must be 18+ or have your parents’ permission!
- Be comfortable sharing your address!
- Must be kin or questioning!
- Do not tag as “giveaway.” (Can get taken down!!)
- No giveaway blogs!
- Likes don’t count!
- New followers are welcome!
- Winners will be picked via random number generator!
- *** The questions have to be something that mod Virus approves of!
- Ends on February 28th!!
Prizes:
First Place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- Your choice of 3 incenses: Opium, Frankincense-Myrrh, The Moon, Sage, White Sage, Vanilla, Patchouli, The Blessing, Sandal, Clove, Anti-Stress, Against Jealousy
- Your choice of 3 raw crystals: Amethyst, Septarian, Green Opal, Desert Jasper, Red Jasper, Petrified Wood, Yellow Jasper
- A personal tarot reading! Any spread, any question!***
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of your kin!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Second Place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- Your choice of 2 incenses that are left: Opium, Frankincense-Myrrh, The Moon, Sage, White Sage, Vanilla, Patchouli, The Blessing, Sandal, Clove, Anti-Stress, Against Jealousy
- Your choice of 2 raw crystals that are left: Amethyst, Septarian, Green Opal, Desert Jasper, Red Jasper, Petrified Wood, Yellow Jasper
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of you, but as a cat!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Third place
- 3 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- A personal tarot reading! Any spread, any question!***
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- An aesthetic based around your blog!
- A drawing of a dog! Any dog you like!
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Runner up!
- 6 Handwritten Letters! From Virus, Sylph, and Roxy!
- A mini tarot reading in a letter! Any spread, any question!***
- A cheesy “I Heart New York” keychain!
- A leaf!
Have a great time!