pls reblog to break containment and get a larger sample size

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

H O L O F A N G S

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The 5 Neurodivergent Love Languages

Over at Twitter X Corporation, apparently you're now expected, instead of tweeting, to Xeet.

Please reblog so others will suddenly discover they have an opinion about this.

A stone, sitting on the ground.

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And tarot readings!

(my ebt was reduced, and this is basically how I'm feeding myself rn. I've got nothing on my card for two weeks and I'm down to two packs of ramen, and a bagel.)

No better place to stay warm

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I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

do NOT get into fibre arts!!!! you try one and then all of a sudden you have 10 hobbies and wanna try 10 more

yessss… yes

i have literally no idea how i feel about this but i feel it

“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible

“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad

“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read