Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby

How old is she

one and a half

how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

This is the kind of support we’re spreading in 2019.

#i’m just trying to get through this

Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)

Who Is She?

i hate what i have created