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You know, you can tell exactly what generation of fandom a person is part of with just one word.
How, you ask?
Like this:
*ahem*
“Bluenette”.
See? It works!
I’m dead inside why did you remind me of this sin
Coulda been worse.
I could have said “ceruleanette”.
I’ve seen “ravenette.”
and “tealette.”
me: sleeps in class, spends the other time surfing facebook, tumblr and instagram, forgets notebook and pen, stares blankly ahead and unsure of what chapter we are on
me: somehow gets an A
Reblog to pass all your classes the same way
I don’t normally reblog stuff like this but just in case it works… I really need this lmao i don’t wanna study
This would be fucking nice
I once fell asleep in an afterschool club (like full on drooling on the worksheet too, so it was noticeable) and another kid was like “Miss, Rhiannon’s asleep!!” and I was in a depression like grog so no way was I sitting up just for this narc motherfucker, and the teacher was just like “Oh, it’s fine she’s paying attention, watch” and rattled off some semi-hard question about Mesopotamia that was vaguely answered on our worksheet which I barely skimmed because Ifk about Mesopotamia, I’m not an idiot and I just pulled myself up head lulled back like some exorcist shit and answer the question and then go on for another 30 seconds about Mesopotamia and Sumer and Tigris and Euphrates blah blah, in the most blatantly “I’m so asleep I’m not sure I’m alive” voice and then just fall back onto my paper and go back to sleep, and the teacher was just like “See?” Literally did not give a shit.
I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.
Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵
Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works
How do you find $999 on the floor?
I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .
DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure
Fuck it
Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!
Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt
The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?
Heck yeah!😂
2017 is already a year of healing
Reblog to end the drought in 40% of your life and have a healing 2017
Remember the white dress i wore all through that film? George came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”
“Ok, I’ll bite,” I said. “Why?” and he said: “Because… there’s no underwear in space.”
He said it with such conviction. Like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.
He explained. “You go into space and you become weightless. Then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”
I think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.
Didn’t happen in 2016? 2017 is your year.
*frantically hits the reblog button*
I don’t know music, so I don’t understand what I’m looking at (though I do like it), but I just showed this to my husband, and his jaw hit the floor.
How she do that
She just shat all over every guitar player in the top 40 with a bent guitar that’s not even tuned correctly (and missing its top e string)
Oh my goodness. Wow. Ive never seen something so amazing. Who is this woman?
Make her a superstar.
This gave me shivers.
#blackgirlmagick
she is so cool and unbothered
i love it
Kill me
reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly
I cannot be stopped
this is the most important video i’ve ever seen
This is a spiritual experience.
I want this as my ringtone
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear? Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
Reblog for last comment
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”
I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”
This is a thing of beauty.
I-I found it???? The post???? The post™
cute baby names:
If the rock says it it must be true
