I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

reverse fake dating: very in love couple has to pretend theyre not actually together

This is just what it’s like to be gay

In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.

Planned Obsolescence gives way to Enforced Obsolescence

[Laughs as I boot up Clip Studio Paint, which I bought one (1) time]

Here’s a list of other programs. Keep posting till it’s widely known.

https://twitter.com/Everblue_Comic/status/1124453210297520128

Good to know these thanks man.

Reblogging this one bc it has options for indesign bc artists aren’t the only ones affected and graphic designers are getting played too and ignored in every one of these fucking posts

Here we are in the future

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) directed by J.J. Abrams

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

the password is “shoelaces”

The hint is : I got them from the president

have you ever looked at someone and thought…

i could look at you for hours and not get bored

me looking in the mirror

pathfinder 2nd edition is out and succubi are now so horny that they take psychic damage when their advances arent reciprocated

also you can rub it in how much you’re not into them to cause more psychic damage

The new Doctors. 

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

Hey, everyone

guess what

getting that its one picture and not four, but not getting the meme at first, is like effortlessly moving out of the way of a cyclist on the sidewalk by jumping into oncoming traffic

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

Loki, whenever he wants plot relevancy:

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

op this looks absolutely magical

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.