““Close some doors. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because they no longer lead somewhere.” Unknown”
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““Close some doors. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because they no longer lead somewhere.” Unknown”
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(Snape accidentally crashing a party)
Snape:
Draco (Absolutely blazed): This isn’t what it looks like!
(Walks over to the snacks)
Snape: A little tip about weed brownies.
Draco (accepting death):
Snape: Start off with one wait about an hour and see how you feel. Don’t eat 15 in one go because you’ll see the Devil and he’ll try to rip your heart out through you kneecaps.
(Picks up a brownie and leaves)
Draco: What the hell just happened?
xx SF
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more articles in the Library For Kinksters.
I’m glad this came up
Do not keep condoms in your wallet. The friction and heat exposure of keeping them there can make them ineffective. Keep them somewhere cool, dry, and out of sunlight.
However, if you want to carry condoms on you for that “just in case” situation, I highly recommend you get you one (or several) of these. They’re carrying cases for condoms. They tend to hold 2-3 condoms, and you CAN keep them in your pocket or purse. The condoms will be protected from wearing down to body heat or accidentally getting punctured by keys or anything else in your pockets or purse.
And if you want a really posh non-plastic one:
You might even be able to check with your local Planned Parenthood, County Health Department, or HIV/AIDS foundation to see if they have any for free. Back when I was in my college’s GSA, we got boxes of these to prep full of condoms and hand them and condoms out at different events. Don’t be stupid with your condoms.
🍅👅 💦 if u know what I mean 😩😩😩😩
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Handsome wizards
(in case you wanted to know because i fucking love this language)
when you decide to be the bigger person™ but as you’re walking away the bitch says something under her breath
you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
i repost this every year.
TIS THE SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
TIS THE FUCKING SEASON
b-but thanksgiving-
FUCK THANKSGIVING
IT'S HO-HO TIME
I saw everyone on twitter tearing Emma Watson apart for saying she’s self - partnered instead of single and decided to watch her interview for British Vogue to know what the hell was she trying to say with that. I was very surprised to find a 30 minute video in which amongst other things she talks about the following:
Every media outlet decided to focus in an out of context quote from the three minutes she talked about her dating life when the actual interview had a lot of depth and way more important things were discussed. I’m sad and angry but not surprised.
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
I can’t
I think everyone’s been so focused on hating/defending Snape, that we forget just what a motherfucking GENIUS he was (which honestly explains most of his whole attitude). The man literally rewrote the best textbook on potion making written in over a century WHEN HE WAS FUCKING 16 YEARS OLD.
Could you imagine going to your AP Chem teacher when you were in 10th grade and going “nah man, your way is ok I guess but there’s like 5 other ways to perform this titration faster and more accurately.” Because that’s pretty much what he did with the notes in HBP.
So it should be no surprise that someone of that level of intellect, who was bullied and harassed from the time their ability presented, would be a goddamn MASTER in duel-combat. You can bet your ass he’d studied that almost more than anything else. He was a master Occlumens (mental self defense and evasion), a master of Potions, a master of any and all forms of strategy, defense, combat, etc, BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE HE HAD TO BE JUST TO STAY SAFE. Why else would a flaming 16 year old come up with something like Sectumsempra? It’s def not a Potion! It’s a self defense spell of last resort. It’s fucking LETHAL. So we can assume he was heavy into combat spells and practice by that point, and given his intellect, would have had virtually unrestricted access to any books on any subject he wanted.
Love him or hate him, Snape was one HELL of a beautifully complex character, with just enough spelled out to keep us filling in the blanks for years.
I saw this post a few years ago on Instagram and IT’S BACK
trying to live my truth.