Asks?… I’m lonely.

@ask-the-vex-awoken What up, gurl??

Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

@ask-nika-the-hunter

I WOULD LOVE TO THANK

@xanathebananax for liking something from along time ago! We have come far and changed alot! From when omnigul and me were first dating to first meeting with hob. I love everyone! Thank you all!

P.S I become more of a asshole since then. I noticed that

That last thing seems true… :)

Yeah…I was also way more romantic to omnigul…what happened to me…

You got old as fuck …

Fuck you im 29 like when I met her!

Old

HOW DO THAT?!-slams head on table-

Oooollllllldddddddd

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!?!?!

You just are…

Im only 29! How old are you?!

@ask-wolfus  29???  That is old as shit...

Whatever you say, Buck. (x)

Go drunk you are home ….

Holy shit XD @ask-nika-the-hunter

Mara Sov: come to my sleeping quarters.

Petra: but im in the mountains, doing fieldwork!

Mara Sov: prince uldren isn’t home…

Petra:

then prince uldren finds out like..

Damn Uldren, didn’t realize you rocked out with a little red Corvette. 

Red is the new black

When Amanda’s mother isn’t at home with her Chaperone

Hot damn!

I’ll bring the drinks!

ILL BRING SNACKS AND THE @ask-the-speaker

@ask-cayde-6 @ask-oryx-thetakenking @ask-cayde-6 @ask-commanderzavala @ask-commanderzavala @ask-eris-morn @ask-ikorarey @ask-the-stranger @ask-the-nine @ask-the-warmind-rasputin @thatpsychoticguy @ask-kabr @ask-atheon-timesconflux @ask-a-random-guardian @ask-saint-14 @ask-skolas-kellofkells @ask-destiny-ghost @ask-lordsaladin @ask-xur-theagent @ask-variks @ask-banshee-44 @ask-master-rahool Master Ask Post

Forgot @omnigul-willofcrota

Yea…I would hurt you -smiles-

Can I come too!?

Someone invented a drone that can fire a handgun.

Ah, one of our ancient Vex ancestors.

@ask-the-vex-hobgoblin that true?

Obviously, we’re killers yo.

Huh…

So… How are ya friend?

Shitty…really shitty…untill now I have a daughter…so im happy!

So...  If that is the origin of the vex... then what is the origin model of Exos like me?

Know what I love?

Getting that annoying notification covering my others at the worst time saying I have notes.

I’m not being sarcastic, either. I love seeing it so often!

It reminds me that I’m part of a great community and that over 300 of you actually wanna follow me, and put up with my half OOC posts.

But the notes, I just love seeing a different person reblog or like something, especially a new follower. Those are the best because I can now accept another guardian as someone who finds my blog likeable.

I’ve not really felt this sense of community from anything before, so thank you all for your overwhelming support and love!

Love you all, I’ll TRY not to mess your engrams up when xür comes round!

@ask-master-rahool  Jesus...  Why dont you not let it go to your head and focus on not only giving me legendary marks for my FUCKING EXOTIC ENGRAMS!

Why aren’t I getting any moop? :’(

How do you think I feel

Moopless.

So Very Moopless

YOU CAN HAVE THE MOOPS. I DON’T WANT THEM

*takes the moops*

Where are my moops?

I think they’re in the tower. Someone stole them!

Maybe it was @ask-xur-theagent.

I took them last Saturday when I left

I KNEW IT! I’M COMING FOR YOU FRIDAY!!!

Um I gave the moops to @ask-the-nine

I’ll give you 675 strange coins… And 500 motes of light, eh?

Alright make it 800 coins and you have a deal

Deal

Moops will be for sale starting Friday, 3 coins a piece.

Good value, I’ll take some of that action!

@ask-master-rahool Hey!  What is with all of these damn Moops?!

Human...

@ask-nika-the-hunter  Its good to know my Human pet is on here…

I am not your pet. I’m pretty sure that if anything, you’re mine. 

THAT IS NOT FAIR!

Variks Goes On A Date!

Variks: Dismantle Pants Yes? Date: PERVERT!! *slapped*

@ask-variks

@varikstheloyal

They didn’t destroy Variks’ pants either…

Hot damn! XD

And with that, I am to still need at least 12 pups, your blood, possibly a cup or more and whatever Fallen pups eat.

I will find skolas’s wolves take their pups…and blood…-takes shock blade and cuts self-

I do need that in a container mind you.

-points at the floor where a vandel is holding a containers -he waves happily-

…Good, make sure you get plenty of food for these pups. I can’t have them starving before my experiments bare fruit.

I’ll get the food…(I believe its milk but I’ll look)

Good, I’ll need these all as quickly as possible. I don’t really have much time to spare.

-brings in milk and more pups-got more my love…

Thank my love, these will prove to be useful…of course I won’t be around to talk to you as much..

How is the pseudo-ritual going? I hope we’ll.

It’s underway, not yet started of course.

Best of luck to you! I am working on my own reproduction method with Variks.

I can help with that…

It’s quite scientific. I shall be fine. Thank you though for the offer.

Science can’t help you with someone with the same race of your mate…

I have all the DNA I need from Variks to make the first batch half-Variks half-Exo in fact they should be finished incubating here soon.

OK I never say this… I’m scared right now…your weird…

I’m scientific.

And in love.

Insane… The bad kind…the very bad kind…

I want to usher in my loves future!

Let him think first!

He agreed! And knows it is only out of love.

Can I see these- coughs- children…

I think they just finished eating their first meal! *shows you to 3 pups looking almost completely normal except their veins seem to have a slight yellowish yellow and they have more humanish eyes. And I pick up all three of them gingerly hugging and kissing them*

Wolfus... If you need a place to run and hide I have a nice leather couch you can have.

HUMANS ARE WEIRD AND INQUISITIVE. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO MATING PRACTICES. 

That still didn’t answer Omnigul’s question, Oryx.

Well. Variks does a lot. Baseball, paperwork, cheeseburgers. Guardian can always find out.

@askblog-variks  *Slams fist on desk in laughter at this thought train*