Saying skill issue has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary

Damn. Skill Issue.

might just devote my blog exclusively to the onion headlines

Dog people don’t quite understand that well-cared for indoor cats regularly live into their late teens, some into their 20s. Also cats don’t tend to show visible signs of aging like dogs do. A 10-15 year old medium/large breed dog is usually visibly old and often slowing. Cats at that age who have good genetics and have received good care look completely like their younger selves and still have play drives and energy and their personalities. Not my cat though. She’s only 5 and she’s looked like roadkill since birth. People often think she’s a senior cat because her body type is weird and she doesn’t groom herself. This is because she is just a little weirdo.

I love her so much but that just doesn’t negate the fact she looks like the Pet Sematary reanimated evil version of someone’s beloved pet. She looks like she’s decomposed just enough for her skin to start slipping. She has cat dandruff. She never cleans under her claws so they’re often black. Her face is crusty and she tries to kill you if you clean it. She’s just built DIFFERENT.

nope! here are her baby pictures (from 2017)

she went through an almost normal cat phase around 3 months of age but reverted back to being yucky

im hyperventilating

Even Puddings can get brain freeze! 🥶

SHOCKING PROOF that ORANGE CATS have BRAINS!!!

Not enough brain to stop him repeatedly going back for more, lmao.

@gremlinblender

In Super Mario 64, some non-playable characters keep blinking even when the game is paused.