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JustaNaturalFreakShow

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pairings: choso kamo x f!reader

synopsis: Yuuji Itadori truly was the best friend a girl like you could ask for, but he wasn't the only reason you came to visit. (His older brother, the devilishly handsome Choso Kamo, had always been the apple of your eye).

c.w.: slow burn, friends to lovers, eventual smut, childhood sweethearts, kinda, mutual pining, choso with a tongue piercing, rough sex, cunnilingus, backshots, unprotected sex, regular people au, two year age gap, PWP.

a/n: part two! its all smut lol. anyway, like I said, this one shot is finished (just split btw two chaps bc theres 11k words). but if u comment and persuade me who knows! I can always do another. im a whore for ur validation.

w.c.; 5k

best friend's brother ; chapter index

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chrollc

it’s both sad and hilarious how the phantom troupe has fallen from its days of glory in their backstory full of friendship, common purpose and connections to its most recent member additions of [checks list]: illumi “y’all better run me my check” zoldyck, kalluto “I’m on the worst school excursion of my goddamn life” zoldyck and of course hisoka “I’m just here to bang the boss” morrow.

HR department (chrollo) said we hiring anybody…..pls apply….no cover letter needed.

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💎Some Crystals and their meaning in Witchcraft💎

Recently I am a huge - like really huge - fan of crystals. That’s why I thought that I will try to write a detailed list about crystals and what they are good for. I hope this little list  may be useful for others too.

  • Anxiety: amazonite, amber, agate, emerald, herkimer quartz, jasper, lepidolite, lodestone, obsidian, quartz, rose quartz, sodalite, turquoise
  • Balancing/Stability: amethyst, desert rose, jasper, pearl, quartz, red jasper, sodalite, turquoise
  • Banish fear: banded agate, bloodstone, sodalite
  • Banish negative energy: amethyst, black onyx, black tourmaline, danburite, lepidolite, malachite, onyx, quartz, smokey quartz, tourmaline
  • Calming: amatonite, herkimer quartz, howlite
  • Clarity: azurite, citrine, fluorite, hematite, magnetite, obsidian, pietersite, quartz sapphire, smoky quartz
  • Cleansing: amber, obsidian
  • Courage: carnelian, hermatite, turquoise
  • Creativity: amazonite, ametrine, apatite, aventurine, carnelian, celestite, chalcedony, citrine, flourite (blue), lolite, jasper, kunzite, opal, sunstone, tiger’s eye, lapiz lazuli
  • Divination: bloodstone, obsidian, turquoise
  • Empathy: aquamarine, blue aventurine, chrome diopside, rose quartz, malachite
  • Faith: emerald, imperial golden topaz, labradorite, onyx, sodalite, variscite
  • Friendship: ruby fuchsite, rhodonite, turquoise
  • Forgivness: rhodonite, rose quartz
  • Happiness: amazonite, amber, citrine, red goldstone
  • Harmony: moonstone, rose quartz, sodalite
  • Healing: amber, angelite, jasper, kyanite, malachite, quartz, rose quartz, turquoise
  • Help in focuse: banded agate, citrine, lodestone
  • Hope: blue aventurine
  • Indivituality: malachite
  • Inspiration: amazonite,amethyst, ametrine, blue chalgebony, blue goldstone, carnelian, citrine, garnet, orange calcite, quartz
  • Joy: amazonite, citrine, labradorite
  • Love: angelite, citrine, desert rose, dragon blood jasper, garnet, jade, opal, quartz, rose quartz, ruby, turquoise
  • Loyalty: dalmatian stone, turquoise
  • Luck: amazonite, amber, apache tears, aventurine, sapphire, turquoise
  • Meditation: emerald, herkimer quartz, quartz, sodalite, turquoise
  • Mind: pyrite, sodalite
  • Passion: carnelian, garnet, ruby
  • Peace: amazonite, amethyst, emerald, larimar, lepidolite, rose quartz, selenite, sodalite
  • Positive energy: amber, apache tears, calicite, citrine
  • Protection: amethyst, black tourmaline, hag stone, kunzite, obsidian, smoky quartz, tiger’s eye, tourmaline, turquoise
  • Prosperity: amazonite, aventurine, citrine, jade, moss gate, pyrite, ruby , tiger’s eye
  • Psyche: black tourmaline, calcite, emerald, labradorite, tuquoise
  • Psychic: chalcedony, unakite
  • Relieve stress: blue calcite, herkimer quartz, lepidolite, quartz, sodalite
  • Self-confidence/Self-esteem: amazonite, amber, ametrine, black tourmaline, chrysocolla, garnet, larimar, pearl, prehnite, rhodonie, rose quartz
  • Serenity: emerald, lepidolite
  • Sleep: amethyst, emerald, howlite, ledestone, sodalite
  • Strenght: amber, hermatite, red jasper
  • Success: amazonite, pyrite
  • Tranquility: emerald, lepidolite
  • Trust: onyx, ruby fuchsite, sodalite, turquoise, variscite
  • Vitality: carnelian, garnet, orange calcite, red agate, ruby, ruby zoisite, sunstone,
  • Wisdom: tiger’s eye, sodalite
  • Wealth: aventurine, citrine, green calcite, jade,malachite, pyrite, tiger’s eye, tree agate

In the future I’ll expand the list when I find enough new and useful information. I hope this little post will help someone. 😊

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Anonymous asked:

Controversial opinion - I really don't like SamBucky as a romantic ship. I mean people are allowed to like what they want but canonically it makes zero sense. SteveBucky makes sense. BuckyNat makes sense. But there is no evidence for SamBucky to be anything other than platonic.

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SEND ME YOUR CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS

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Whew, the racism in this post.

NONE of these ships make any sense CANONICALLY in the MCU (which differs GREATLY from the comics)???????

SteveBucky are literally best friends. That’s it. There’s not one shred of evidence of anything remotely sexual or romantic between the two of them... but that makes sense to you?

Bucky literally shot through Nat to kill someone else and doesn’t even remember doing it. That’s the EXTENT of their time together, besides him trying to kill her in TWS and CW. There’s not one shred of evidence of anything remotely sexual or romantic between the two of them... but that makes sense to you?

But yet, only the ship with the black man makes no sense to you? Hmmm 🤔

I was going to point this out, but you said it best than I ever could.

Buckynat happened in the comics tho?

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Free Tumblr Spell: The Tarot Series

Tarot Spell #13: The Moon

An Introduction to the Tarot Series

I have been encouraged by my guides to start molding tarot with my spellwork that I have created this unique series, in order to cater to my lovely followers. These are not as advanced as my paid services (if you search “magick spell” or “magick spells” in my blog, you will get a full list of them), however they are efficient and work for those who need a booster in their lives. This is part of an effort to spread more positivity amongst those affected by the numerous disasters crashing into 2020. Hang in there, there is hope that everything will be over soon, and you will emerge reawakened and stronger than before.

These cards will be drawn up and posted daily, with spells programmed into the posts as directed by my guides, to automatically cast on you once you have reblogged them. If you do not wish to miss out on this opportunity for this series which will continue for as long as I can maintain it, please follow @rustling-fates for these to regularly appear on your Tumblr newsfeed. Please be on the lookout of numerous freebie events to come as well.

The words in italics are Channelings from my guides detailing the effects of this spell. You may reblog this post and have it automatically cast on you as many times as you wish, but ONLY after the duration specified has passed.

The Spell:

Duration: 9 days

“What secrets are kept from the crevasses of the mind, that you cannot discern them? What have you chosen to forget? What madness do you hold within the heart?

3 hidden desires will manifest for you, in the span of these 9 days. What have you been hiding from the world, that you should be proud of?”

Like to link to this post.

Reblog to cast this onto yourself automatically.

Please note that the 2 steps above must be followed in that chronological order in order to be cast successfully.

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Every time I come on tumblr I remember why I stopped coming here... some of ya'll are really on your sjw 'imma get offended for you' 'you should be offended' mentality... like no hoe I'm not offended by rdj doing a movie in blackface because THE MOVIE IS LITERALLY ABOUT HOW FUCKED IT IS OMFGG

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hyrude

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

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You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Not telling anybody.

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grandpaq

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

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asia-divine

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

Smack me in the face with a stack of cash please. And let me keep it after.

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ierohero

people who don’t talk in the tags? lawful evil

if ur blog is just an endless stream of posts with absolutely no commentary I’m fucking terrified of you tbh

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Dear all 6 of my followers that aren't porn bots... I may get cancelled for saying that romani and romanian people really dont care if you mix them up (I'm a romani romanian soo) and so I'm just gonna say now. I'm not sorry ✌
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If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

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((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

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