A ghost in black

No, but to suggest that Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng only ever had the relationship of a master and servant and that the only thing that held them together was debt and obligation on Wei Wuxian's part is such a wild take considering how absolutely unhinged the both of them are when it conscerns the other.

prompt for @/tinybingy jc trying to make yanli’s lotus rib soup for young jin ling, having some sort of breakdown over it bc its not the same and he can’t do it but jin ling eats it anyways and without meaning to makes jc feel a lot better about it all

I love how some fanfics are just the same exact plot of mdzs with a new power system/modern au and the characters are alive. In 50 different universes wangxian are still solving the mystery of that one damn arm and what really really gets me is how everyone else will be alive still EXCEPT nie mingjue because his death is so important to the story. How will wangxian yet again solve the mystery of the mutilated body if the mutilated body isn't there? Fic writers can find away to work around wei wuxian, the protagonist, dying but can't make nie mingjue live because you literally can't have the same story if he doesn't die. I can just imagine nie mingjue asking if there's a universe where he lives and the cosmos, the earth and every fic writer in existence all come together to say "bitch fuck no"

imagine you got drunk for the second time in your life, first time in a decade, and wake up with no memory of anything you did, half naked in bed next to the man you’re secretly in love with. he laughs and tells you that he just took off both your clothes to mess with you, but don’t worry nothing happened. the pieces of the dismembered corpse you’ve been collecting start screaming, and in reaction, the love of your life reaches inside your robe to fish out his flute. after you subdue the corpse with a musical duet, the psychopath you love more than anything starts slapping the dismembered bare torso and talking about how much the dude must have worked out to look this hot. you are Lan Wangji, the most upright, principled member of the strictest clan in the area, how do you deal with the fact that your reaction to this is jealousy?

Who raised you ???…

My uncle! Got a problem with that?

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

First time smut beta: In the, uh ... oral scene ... Dan has 3 hands. He's got one, uh, on the -- look, just count them.

Seasoned smut beta: Somebody jizzed and I don't know where it ended up but canonically he spent a ton of money on that couch.

240417 lhk weibo update

im totally not thinking about wei wuxian humming wangxian to himself at the bottom of the burial mounds, half dead

because that would mean im crying and im DEFINITELY NOT

i mean what else is there to do after one defeats the Xuanwu of Slaughter ?