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Sorry that we turned our found family dynamic into a weird sex thing. We will do it again.
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sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"
*turns over a log in the woods and sees the little bugs engaged in a fistfight* have you guys ever seen the sun
btw I'm not talking about niche fandom drama. this was specifically about one post I saw about how it's cruel to pet animals
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*NOTE: in this case, phobia refers to a very strong irrational fear, not being a little scared of something. if you can handle snakes but they make you nervous, that's not a phobia.
#i reblogged this from someone with the same phobia (hi crunchy)#also I've met at least four others with the phobia as well#my old roommate hannah (hi hannah)#and yeah idk#but its emetophobia aka the fear of vomit/throwing up and its BAD#again crunchy said this but people without the phobia are like well no one likes throwing up#but no you dont understand id literally sell my kidney to avoid it#i try to make sure i have a standing prescription for antiemetics at all times#im so much better now but i used to not even be able to hear the word vomit/throw up or any other iteration without crying#if someone gagged around me id lose my shit and run away#again now I can handle others vomiting around me but god forbid i feel even slightly nauseous#i will have a panic attack
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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Pranking wunk
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coming for you
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Liking actors enough to get into their work has me having strong opinions about the silliest movies known to man
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the humble apostrophe
I think it's suspicious of you
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will
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body paintings by Karen Turner
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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.
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*Stares directly into the camera*
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"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that
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