ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat

jack’s birthday

this moment about sam remembering jack’s birthday?

dean blanks completely and sam remembers exactly.

sam remembers for the same reason dean forgot: it was one of the worst days of their lives.

their mom is gone. their best friend was murdered. and they had what they thought was a scary powerful creature on the loose.

and what i think is amazing is that even though it was the worst day, it was the start of a significant and beautiful change in their lives.

The LOOK Dean gives Sam.. That’s…not just startled Sam is quick to name a date. Look at how Dean shoots a very hard stare. His face shuts off, it looks like Dean tenses up, even fight-or-flight mode for a split second. Why? Because Dean does remember That Date but not as Jack’s birthday. It’s the date Cas was murdered in front of his eyes. That’s, I think, what Dean’s mind goes to first when Cas says that date. Then when Sam explains it’s Jack’s birthday Dean relaxes.

Important about the Tumblr “Purge”

Tumblr has made and official statement on twitter about what’s going on:

We’re committed to helping build a safe online environment for all users, and we have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to media featuring child sexual exploitation and abuse. As this is an industry-wide problem, we work collaboratively with our industry peers and partners like NCMEC to actively monitor content uploaded to the platform. Every image uploaded to Tumblr is scanned against an industry database of known child sexual abuse material, and images that are detected never reach the platform. A routine audit discovered content on our platform that had not yet been included in the industry database. We immediately removed this content. Content safeguards are a challenging aspect of operating scaled platforms. We’re continuously assessing further steps we can take to improve and there is no higher priority for our team.

Please please please, for the love of everything, stop spreading fear in our community. They are not purging your blogs for having NSFW content. If your blog gets deleted and you didn’t have any of the above mentioned content, or something that could be percived as such, then please contact Tumblr Support to regain your blog. They can be contacted via the form here.

Please reblog so people stop spreading false information and cause unnecesary fear.

14x5 - My surface thoughts…in rambling order…

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I’m reblogging this to refer to AFTER I watch the episode. Super excited for where this season is going! 😍😍😍

“Cause it comes in a tall glass & it’s fruity.” Jensen got that right. 😜

#SPNMinn 2018 [x]

Everything I Need And More

Summary: Written for A/B/O Appreciation Day and @spnabobingo. Something happens on a hunt that pushes Sam into rut, and there’s only one thing he needs. His Omega.

Square filled: Rut/Heat

Pairing: Alpha!Sam x Omega!reader

Word Count: 3968

Warnings: A/B/O themes, knotting, smut, dominant Sam, injured Sam, unprotected sex, oral, squirting, fingering, Sam’s XXL package and tiny bits of fluff dotted throughout.

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The sound of squealing tires had you jumping up the steps into view at the front of the bunker. Headlights shone over you, forcing you to raise your hands to block the light from your eyes until it passed, and then the Impala was stopping with a crunch in the dirt. The driver’s door opened with a creak, and the entire car shook as Dean practically leapt from behind the wheel.

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Hey guys, guess what, I’m crying

Now let me tell you why

@astralgabriel posted this gif recently and I realized

Look who he makes a bee-line for

He doesn’t even look at anyone else, he just books it to Sam immediately and he jumps in front of him no one else. He looks almost worried, very protective.

He stops immediately in front of Sam and turns around ready to fuck shit up, knowing damn well he isn’t strong enough to take them, but he still planted himself in front of Sam and I’m emotional.

LOOK AT HIM SQUARING UP IN FRONT OF SAM

He only starts to relax when he realizes Lucifer killed the angels. But guys if you notice, everytime there was something major happening he always checked on Sam and focused on Sam. Just like he stared at Sam before he stepped up to Michael. He looked at Sam back in hammer of the gods. Sam always seems to be the most important thing in his mind in stressful situations. I feel like that little scene in exodus should get more recognition so here @softiesabriel please notice my post ahh. @letbuckyeathisgoddamnplums

@crownoyami

— 13.06

I will not go down that Sam hole. I will not go down that Sam hole.. Halp

Help you said?? @purpleskiesandcherrypies

HELP ME OUT OF IT, NOT DRAWING ME FURTHER IN, YOU EVIL WOMAN!

Do Not Disturb

Arthur Ketch x Reader

Word Count: 3k

Warnings: alcohol,smut. This is basically porn with a hint of plot.

A/N: This fic is inspired by the song “Do Not Disturb” by Halestorm. Enjoy. ;) Oh, and this is my first time writing Ketch (that I can remember, haha). I apologize in advance if anything seems a bit out of character.

Your jet black stilettos dangled from your toes as you sipped your whiskey. The posh bar stool beneath you swiveled slightly as your ankle swayed to the light beat of the music playing through the speakers above you. You were still pumped up from your last kill, a notorious leader of a werewolf pack that had been plaguing one of the nation’s largest interstates for almost a year. It was a journey that had lead you from the rainy coast of Washington state, to the bright lights of New York City. And now, you were enjoying your last few hours before boarding a plane back home.

Your index finger slowly skimmed the rim of your whiskey glass while you soaked in your much needed win. It had been months since you had been able to track something down and kill it yourself without another hunter getting in the way. Last night was the night you had finally come out on top.

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His Other Side

Jack Kline x Reader

Word Count: 2.1k

Warnings: smut with some fluffiness. Not much plot to it.

You stared at Jack from over your computer, noticing his uneasiness. He shifted in his seat every thirty seconds or so, mostly keeping his eyes on the tablet Sam had gotten him a week earlier. But, every once in a while, his soft blue gaze lifted up to you, hovering for just a moment before lowering again. He was usually one of the most composed being you ever met. So, the odd behavior caught your attention pretty quickly.

“Jack, is everything okay?” You lowered your laptop and studied the sweet Nephilim. The two of you had become fast friends, despite Dean’s lack of faith in the young half-angel. But, once the whole team was on board with him sticking around, things seems to be going smoothly around the bunker.

Which meant that you knew Jack’s quirks. And this just wasn’t normal for him.

“Jack? Hey, dude. I asked you a question.” You lifted slowly from your chair as he finally looked back up at you. “Are you alright?”

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In an effort to spread some love and get my art out there, I will be hosting a giveaway for this piece of art - Fanfiction Green [3]. 

The listing has been temporarily removed from my etsy shop, unless there is no interest in this giveaway. 

Details: -6" x 6" canvas -Acrylic paint -To be displayed indoors only -$15 (+shipping) value FREE to one winner

Rules: 

-U.S. only -One winner -Reblog to enter - one reblog per person. -Must be willing to give your address for shipping. -Winner will be contacted via direct private message on tumblr. -Once the winner is announced, he/she will have 24 hours to get back to me or another winner will be selected.

Any questions can be directed to my inbox here!

Signal boosting on this blog and tagging to spread the word! <3 

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Can someone suggest something really really really really fluffy?

Like the fluff that makes you want to throw your phone out the window?

And should I do a live tonight? Maybe talking about my new friend?😉😏

Tagging some one humans that might care;

@stressedbisexualandabitdepressed @ocean-calls-me @lonelyangelstardis @bellero @waywardlodging @bambi95-blog

For a cute series, I really like Coalescence by @crispychrissy

For a fluffy one shot, Wedding’s Off by @impalaimagining is really good!

Lmao