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la baguette

@favouritefightingfrenchmen

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im trying to expand my creative writing skills through fan fiction
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Hamilton: I prefer intellectual conversations, you know
Jefferson: Okay, let's debate
Hamilton, raising his fists: I will stick my foot up your ASS
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Daveed Diggs and Leslie Odom Jr. for Law and Order: SVU, Season 17, Episode 5: “Community Policing”

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Just imagine the announcers introducing Dear Evan Hansen’s performance at the Tonys and you’re watching the lights go down on the stage, waiting for the single light to go up on Ben for You Will Be Found or Waving Through A Window or something equally emotional and show stopping.

A familiar intro plays

Lights up on the Tony nominated actor you’ve been waiting the whole night to see

“DEAR EVAN HANSEN WE’VE BEEN WAY TOO OUT OF TOUCH”

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flipflopcore

Most-used inner dialogue:

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dAMMIT TO HELL
  • Fuck off I’ll do it myself
  • *severe analyzing of Broadway musicals*
  • motherfucker,
  • listen here you racist piece of shit
  • listen here you homophobic piece of shit
  • listen here you sexist piece of shit
  • I’M HERE BITCHES AND GUESS THE FUCK WHAT I’M QUEER
  • well fucko you just crashed the whole fucking train
  • you are a fucking blemish on my shoe, p e a s a n t
  • *song lyrics of severely questionable morality*

Most-used external dialogue:

  • “sorry”
  • “it’s fine”
  • *mumble*
  • “oh it’s nothing, forget it”
  • “excuse me”
  • (person doesn’t hit me) “thanks”
  • “sorry”
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Wanted to make y’all something fun! Reblog with your results: I’m the one where Eliza steals a big-ass boat “accidentally”

yo, Eliza takes a break while experimenting in college

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Me: Time to get some work done!
Brain: What if your otp sang a duet
Me: NOT NOW
Brain: What if it was a love song
Me: Well, my day's over
Brain: What if they sang it at their wedding?
Me: *faints*
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writterings

fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them

aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas

marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman

literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him

thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house

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pinkbat99

I love all of this please keep going.

they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison

The most likely case scenario for the Burr-Hamilton duel is that Hammy fired at the tree behind Burr. Most of the witnesses said that Ham fired at Burr, but missed. This is odd, since it was commonly known that Hammy-boi was a great shot, one of the best under Washington’s lead, in fact, and Burr’s aim was laughable. Because of that, it’s believed that Hammy missed on purpose, because he didn’t want to shoot Burr.

(Also message me anytime to exchange weird facts about anything because I live for information about random topics)

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johnlarens

DON’T 👏🏽SAY 👏🏽 YOU'RE👏🏽 A👏🏽POET 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU’RE 👏🏽NAME 👏🏽IS ✊🏽PHILIP👏🏽 AND 👏🏽YOU’RE 👏🏽A 👏🏽LITTLE 👋🏽NERVOUS 👏🏽BUT 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CAN’T 👏🏽SHOW 👏🏽IT👏🏽

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