Happy New Years! Looking forwards to another splendid year of Blind Fury. To start off the comics I’ll make in 2016, here is this small vid. :)

P.S. I read the update today. Fantastic stuff!

This begs the question: Who would be stupid/crazy enough to rob Shizuo? XD

*cough*Izaya*cough*

Also, thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed it. \o/

On the 12th day of Christmas, PendulumDeath gave to me…

12 dramatic moments, 11 mental images, 10 fangirls dying, 9 broken windows, 8 more switchblades carried, 7 scarred Izayas, 6 bills owed to Shinra, 5 cliffhangers… 4 awesome plots, 3 guilt trips, 2 pairs of briefs, And a lovely fic for me to read!

Merry Christmas, everybody!

You’re welcome, Mwuahahaha! <3

Happy New Year! ^^

One of my many scraps from months ago. I’m testing out some new things for the real animation I’m making (which will be MUCH better looking than this). I’m probably going to be making the whole animation traditionally, so it’ll take a while, but I finally fixed my audio-corruption problem, which makes me happy. :)

I always thought animations were such a hard thing to do so it always amazes me when people do it. This is awesome! <3

The animation isn’t finished yet, so here’s a small thing I made. Happy Thanksgiving, guys! May your days be filled with Shizuo/Izaya drama!

Like I said before, sorry for the lack of posts lately– don’t worry, things will be picking up again shortly! I am coming up with new ideas every day, so there’s no lack of inspiration. The holiday season makes me pretty busy, but expect some new comics soon! (Most likely some continuations of Silly Revenge.)

Oh my god I can’t stop re-playing this! XD I also can’t seem to be able to stop laughing because of the slap sound. Why is it so perfect? =) Thank you for posting this. It made my day. <3

I wanted to do a bit of SRS art for this as well…bear in mind, this is the first time I’ve ever attempted to draw an anime-style picture in a REALLY long time, so I’m sorry if the drawing looks like crap. (Also, it’s really hard to draw with a computer mouse)

I’ll be doing more stuff in this style later. It’s a bit tedious since I’m still trying to remember how I used to do it, but I’ll get there eventually.

In other news, I haven’t posted much because I’m editing audio for an animation I’m making for Blind Fury. It’s very WIP at the moment, but hopefully it’ll be ready soon! :)

What? No, this is pretty amazing actually. Thank you! <3 I can’t believe you drew this with a mouse. :D Also, an animation? Are you trying to kill me with so much awesomeness? XD 

Another silly way to get revenge.

In this comic, Izaya slipped a little something in the food he gave to Shizuo about an hour ago. He had intended for it to be an insignificant prank, but when Shizuo asked for seconds, and then thirds…

THIS IS NOT SILLY, THIS IS BRILLIANT! XD

Last time, on This Never Happened:

Erica asks Izaya the ultimate question– boxers or briefs? Shizuo arrives at the scene and answers the question for him.

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This one is specially for you, PendulumDeath! It’s not often I take the time to digitalize my traditional art. :)

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Drawn on printer paper with pencil and a leaky Marriott Hotel pen, then souped up at drawisland.com. I need a tablet.

Behold my messy handwriting! (and questionable art style)

Thank you so much! I’m still somewhat in shock that someone would make a Blind Fury fanblog. I love all of your posts and drawings, especially the one where Izaya threatens to kill Shizuo if he touches him again. Also the one with Izaya pulling down Shizuo’s pants and then running away too! You have no idea how tempted I am to write that into Blind Fury if I can make it happen in a somewhat realistic way. Ah, hell, I love all of them. <3

Ah, shit, now I’m rambling. Anyway, about the above drawings, SHIZUO IS BEING SUCH A CLUELESS DICK AND AN IDIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT, LOL. XD

Poor baby Izaya, now he needs someone to comfort him. :(

Welcome to the fan-blog!

Here you will find disgusting parodies, outrageous fanart, hilarious videos, and my own darkly humorous take on one of the most well-loved Durarara fanfictions– Blind Fury, by PendulumDeath.

PendulumDeath’s fanfiction can be found here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1076869/chapters/2163076

NOTE: Read at your own risk. I am not responsible for any negative effects on your sanity that this amazing story may cause.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY @pendulumdeath how the fuck has it been so long since I first met you. Things have changed, ne? But you’re still my lovely wife~

LET’S PARTYYYYY

<3

Happy one year anniversary, bro! Wuv you too! <3

A Series of Fortunate Events

@majorarabu

So an asexual and an aromantic walk into a bar…

…and the aromantic probably drinks a lil too much cause she’s notorious for having zero self-control of course. The asexual notices this, sighs, and assumes the duty of reluctant designated driver. But then they probs start singing and dancing and having lots of fun cause ohhh shit they are playing great music at this bar.

They end the night at a small, but cosy apartment and marathon a whole shitton of silly shows and talk about mad gay things. I think it’s safe to say they pass out after that and there may or may not be some accidental cuddling but even if there was neither would admit it bc they are also extreme tsunderes (an unfortunate biproduct of being a part of the aro/ace community).

After all this, one of them most likely ends up waking up with a dick drawn on their face. (But who knows which one committed the crime both are rather suspicious characters so honestly it’s a mystery)

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE is that there is no real point or punchline i’m just trying to be cute

Yours to burn forever, Lemony ╰(*´︶`*)╯(´,,•ω•,,)♡

@lemoninagin

So an asexual and an aro try to write fanfiction together…

…and the ace doesn’t want smut in the fanfic, he wants fluff in the fanfic and just enough to make it possibly tooth-rotting. The aro doesn’t want romance, she prefers writing sex because romantics are boring and just plain confusing. This causes an argument, one that goes down in history as the question of the century over wine, thrown items, and one of them has a dick on their face from the night before. The other doesn’t mention the dick is hidden by their hair on their forehead. Both plan revenge.

The argument ends in questioning everything, from why are they writing this story in the first place to why are they writing fluff instead of angst and a lot of horror, though that wasn’t part of the original argument. The characters end up in a weird, not-quite-sex-not-quite-fluffy engagement in the end, After the story has only been written through the first paragraph, a feat for the two, markers come out in a second war against humanity, one that also goes down as That One Time and ends in rainbow dicks drawn on their skin, on the walls, and on everything. It’s a catastrophe. Of gay.

Mad gay things are cool, because the pair isn’t exactly who you think it is. Nope, it’s just Shizuo and a genderfluid!Izaya, you should really pay attention more. Because the boys and girls be hella gay, and that’s okay because everyone likes their gayness.

In the end, legend says they still fight over who tops in the bedroom in a game of Twister.

…And there’s no punchline because fuck that.

Your trollfulness; Majora ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

@majorarabu

So after the aro and ace decide that co-writing fanfiction was a huge mistake…

They immediately make the second big mistake when one slips up and brings up the legendary night in question (aka THAT ONE TIME), a night they both agreed they would never talk about again. But of course when wine is involved loose lips indeed literally fucking sink ships.

Passions run deep, theories go wild, and in the midst of all the newly made dicks (now created with glitter and clay and paper mache and really anything goes at this point) and bickering, they realize something strange. Neither of them remembers it exactly the same.

Is the aro insane, or just having a period of extreme disillusionment with life? Perhaps the ace prefers to be creative, rather than remember trivial matters down to every detail?

Tensions fly high as neither can say for sure what is real or not anymore.

The aro points out that tooth-rotting fluff is only okay in the circumstance that it’s sexy tooth rotting fluff, to which the ace automatically disagrees, and also swears that that’s not what she said last time. The aro continues to rant incohrently, causing the ace to easily lose interest and instead take to flinging the paper mache dicks as his preferred war machine bc damn why won’t she ever shut up.

The aro’s weapon of choice is a shiny, clay glitter dick canon in retaliation. There is no mercy. There is no surrender. It’s beyond brutal. They are both out for blood and it’s a dick-eat-dick world.

Hours pass. Furniture is on fire. Smoke is billowing. Dicks are everywhere. Someone probably should have called the fire department but all their neighbors hate them and were hoping that they’d finally end up eliminating each other so long as they didn’t get involved.

The two make a silent telepathic agreement that if they make it through this alive somehow, that their neighbors will most surely be the next to taste their wrath.

Both are covered in debris and blood and dick glitter, barely recognizeable. They can no longer walk, and choose to crawl.

Amidst the ruin and chaos, the aro croaks out one (last?) word.

“Shi…za…ya.”

The ace glares one (last??) withering glare.

“Iz-iz…u…o!”

Both collapse.

THE END?

With no love and lots of clay dicks, Your Lemon-san （*´・з・`*)ﾁｭｯ♪

@lemoninagin I knew you’d be the one for me. <3

And I’ll answer your questions here:

1. First date can be like anything from torching people to gushing over Shizaya & Izuo, we save the fun stuff for later.

2. How in the fuck do you write sex???? Like what??? Romance I can NOT understand, sex is just  A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD, but I suppose we can learn these new things together or some shit.

So, lemony snicket, what would you like for our date?

Platonically and evilly with paper-mache dicks, Your God (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

1. OK SO HONESTLY I AM BAD AT BEING DECISIVE AND FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS WANT EVERYTHING OR NOTHING THERE IS NEVER ANY MIDDLE GROUND WITH ME. So gush over Shizaya/Izuo while burning people?? Can we do that??

2. WRITING SEX IS LIKE

Throw in some genitals, put ‘em together? But like, not always? Thar be touchin’ and foreplay’ and emotion and tbh it’s all very complicated and a little gross and messy

i am bad at explaining :(

Peens are weird but I mean honestly there’s not much to ‘em. Just remember these simple formulas: Touch = boner. Sometimes no touch at all = boner. Looking at a lover = boner. Looking at the sky = boner. Eating = boner. Sleeping = boner. Boner + boner = boner. butt + boner = boner, etc.

AND SOMEHOW BONER ALWAYS = SEXY FUN TIMES.

*fanfiction may exaggerate refractory periods at times. okay maybe more like all the time. But that’s what aphrodisiacs are for, amirite?!

WHATEVER I HAVE FAITH IN YOU YOU BASICALLY GOT THAT SHIT DOWN THE BOOTY PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF

Well, meet the god of the very fucking indecisive~! I knew it, you are a perfect victim–I mean dating partner. We can do whatevs, don’t matter to me.

Genitals? What? I DON’T UNDERSTAND SUCH COMPLEX THINGS. What the fuck does a boner do and why is it important boners are so confusing goddamnit.

Looking at the sky boner makes no sense… Are sexuals really like this That’s somehow amusing, somehow really fucking weird.

brb I’m making twix cookies so please calm the titties til I return.

@pendulumdeath HELP US

My advice to you both, my dear Majora and Lemony, is a very simple one.

1. Start out with fluff and end it bloody.

Or

2. Start out with violence and end it in fluff.

There, problem solved! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Pen (aka the God of Neutrality), signing out. (〃･ω･)ﾉ~☆･ﾟ+｡*ﾟ･.+

Hope you’re okay, Majora. It’s awesome that people love your writing so much, but don’t feel pressured! You need to take care of you first, and it’s not as if you’re getting paid to fill prompts (even if you were, you need to take care of yourself first!)

Aww, I’m here for you too if you need anything. Take care of yourself friend :) and yes do not worry about writing that shit can definitely wait you are more important

AHH THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD DO!

The Butt Poets should pay tribute to the wonderful Majora and write him one shots! Or draw pictures! Or something! He gives so much and only asks for our souls in return, it might make him feel a teensy bit better :’)

ALREADY ON IT JORA CONFIRMS HE CURRENTLY DESIRES SWEET, FLUFFY IZUO 

I REPEAT ONLY HAPPY, CUTE, NO-TEARS-HERE-SWEETZUO

(also exclude the sexy times please no nsfw or booty at all - only pure, beautiful devotion right here mm-hmm good shit i’m talking hanging out together and having fun while izaya’s totally wearin’ the pants but being super loving and caring let’s make it happen)

I shall try my best to write fluffy Izuo, even though I’m not very good at fluff. I’m gonna make it happen, somehow!