The only good thing about AO3 going down unexpectedly for hours is I get to go to their Twitter status page and see exchanges like this that make me laugh:
Never change, AO3 ❤️
i understand seals
i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me
i want to blink wetly and audibly
Happy Hannukah!
@vancekilo how does it feel being the most correct person to ever comment on a post
Listen. Listen. No one is ever going to be a better Bob Cratchit than Kermit the Frog.
no one is ever going to be a better Scrooge than Michael Caine, who treats the Muppets with all the respect they deserve as renowned veteran actors
According to a blip in the IMDB trivia section, Michael Caine told Brian Henson that he was going to play this as if he were in the Royal Shakespeare company. He was going to be the ultimate “straight” man in the world of puppets, running gags and humor.
“Before production began, Sir Michael Caine told Brian Henson, “I’m going to play this movie like I’m working with the Royal Shakespeare Company. I will never wink, I will never do anything Muppety. I am going to play Scrooge as if it is an utterly dramatic role, and there are no puppets around me.” Henson replied “Yes, bang on!“” IMDb.com Trivia section
tis the season for this post to make the rounds again i guess
And don’t forget that Muppet Christmas Carol had the most historically accurate costumes for all the years depicted than any other Christmas Carol
Merry Christmas Eve tumblr! 🎄🎅 Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand
I don't wanna see another story abt a teenage boy coming out to his parents and closed mouth kissing his boyfriend at prom where's my spy thriller action heist movie w a cast made entirely of dykes and femme gay men you know what I'm fucking talkinf about. I'm tired of The Queer Struggle I struggle every stupid day I know what that's all about and honestly none of the coming out stories are cathartic or whatever to me. I don't care. I wanna see a nonbinary person fight a dragon
what the fuck is wrong with this movie
i understand seals
i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me
i want to blink wetly and audibly
Just a fan of thermodynamics
I think this is “Finally, one that doesn’t just study gravity!”
Which is indeed hilarious, @csataharcsa .
Really getting tired of “once in a generation” weather events happening every few months
On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^... literally...
Friendly reminder
Salt preserves food because it smells like the ocean and mold doesn't know how to swim and gets scared
Everyone tagging this as "#greek philosophy" or "#pliny the elder" should be informed that I posted this during a really nasty bout of insomnia shortly after I'd eaten a double dose of marijuana edibles in an attempt to knock myself out so Yeah I'm pretty sure this counts as an oracular revelation actually
He's a 10 but he took a vow of celibacy and thinks you're a temptation sent by the devil.