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I was waiting for my betrothed to finish up in the bathroom. I was debating whether to sit my bed up in a comfier position or just hunch over my kindle while I waited. And then the words, “The comforts of this world are not finite,” came into my head.
I have no idea what kind of extra dimensional being is dropping that shit into my brain but I sat the bed up to read in comfort and I’m gonna try to live more in the realm of: if I can be comfortable, I should be.
Jeeves would absolutely be the Deeply Uncool Character if this was from any perspective but Bertie’s. One could assume he’s the straight man to Bertie’s weirdness but he too is DEEPLY WEIRD and not straight
everyone criticizing the king charles portrait is completely missing the point. the colour red has more positive than negative meanings, and it's associated with love, passion and energy. it's called color theory--
Haunted and excited by this being a field of study
im sorry, tortures??
Do y’all not remember the arm burn? The hand squeezes to rattle your bones? The ritualistic stories where you beat up on each other’s arms until their red? (Look it’s roses!) all the weird little pain rituals we did to each other as kids?
anytime I consume thc I get these like. cloth flashbacks. very strong sense memories of various fabrics from my very early childhood. my blankie, the stuffed calico hot air balloon mobile over my crib, dolls' dresses, my little footie pajamas, the ribbons my mom tied to my carseat for me to play with. this is invariable and I do not know what to make of it. I haven't had any weed in like three years and then yesterday I had a gummy and ninety minutes later was like oh yeah :) the flowered apron on the little toy bunny in my easter basket :) it was all crisp and light and had two little pink roses and three little sprays of lavender on it :)
Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2
Neil Gaiman: Yes
Prime Video: What‘s the Story?
Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.
Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with.
Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?
Prime Video: Yes?
Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.
Prime Video: Aaaand?
Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love.
Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?
Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love.
Prime Video: Not sure this is enough.
Neil Gaiman: Naked Jon Hamm.
Prime Video: OK, yeah, sold.
Actually I started with Naked Jon Hamm. But otherwise, yeah, more or less accurate.
not to brag but my new general practitioner describes me as both "grossly normal" and "oriented x 3"
GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none
Wild strawberries are a Dionysian orgy of sweet flavorful delight compared with the insipid, hellish store bought strawberries.
Most of my wild strawberry plants' flowers failed to pollinate for some strange reason (I guess there's not very many strawberry plants in the surrounding area?) but the few strawberries I did get tasted like a strawberry starburst but tangier and better
@ace-of-bass Ah...you probably have encountered the plant known as Mock Strawberry
You can tell it because the flowers are yellow and the berries point upwards, whereas with "real" strawberries the berries grow downwards and the flowers are white
Contrary to common belief, the mock strawberries are not poisonous, they just taste like water.
So I've been working on making sure all my course videos are captioned for accessibility
And I wanted to go in and hand add captions to the video for reading blood pressure to indicate when the korotkoff sounds occur
Except to edit captions the system first makes me auto-generate captions
And I was expecting either something blank, or complete nonsense where the sounds occurred
But I was *not* prepared to open it up and see the heart noises translated like this:
oh no
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Accurate representation of me trying to get a good grade in my blood pressure test
Only tangentially related but I'm trying out the Nekocaps browser extension for adding subs to other peoples' videos and it seems to work pretty well so far.
“everyone is going to hate it” someone will love it. someone will reach out to you and tell you it changed their life. someone will hold it close and treasure it forever in a way you can’t even understand. keep going
amy dunne isnt an antihero because everything she does is 100% justified
Murdering an innocent man is 100% justified? Ya’ll are fucking disgusting.
“innocent”
He was writing a memoir about how he stopped being a manchild while his cancer stricken mom was slicing his grapefruit for him.
dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
like this
hey whatever happened to silent hill lowercase f. the one with the whole barnacle and seaweed and these are pearls that were his eyes aesthetic. the one that was going to take place in like. japan in the 1960s. instead of in silent hill. but it was still going to be a silent hill game. whatever happened with that. are we still getting silent hill full fathom five thy father lies or has it gone the way of silent hill playable trailer
hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren
and another species called the splendid fairywren
...and one called the lovely fairywren
They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.
