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I draw, I write, and I smoke. I am NSFW. 18+. Feel free to message me. Requests open.
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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes
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xenocorner

He is a very good boy 😌

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Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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xiaoming56

More vampire strange doodles i made last night while being worried out of my mind for A lvls :D

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xiaoming56

More vampire strange doodles i made last night while being worried out of my mind for A lvls :D

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xiaoming56

Shaking in my boots cos of vampire stephen on the blood hunt cover right now aughhfhdhjdhf im normal abt this IM SO NORMAL!!!!!! O yes n some bonus shitposts cos i thought that art meme on twt was funny

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There's No Place Like Home

Pairing: Defender!Strange x Fem!Reader x Supreme!Strange

Synopsis: The reader can't sleep before she makes sure Defender is safe and sound.

Word Count: 2,3k

Warnings: Polyamorous relationship dinamics. SMUT: Oral sex with male receiving, tit fucking, unprotected p n v sex, creampie.

A/N: This is a short one, but it's also really cute and romantic, a bit of fluffy and some jealousy from Supreme's side.Hope you guys enjoy it and have a nice reading.

You rolled over in bed sighing heavily feeling like the sleep you were desperately seeking had slipped away. You and Supreme had the night to yourselves, but your head was far away worried about Defender.

He had been gone for a week and you hadn't heard from him in the last three days. Even though the Stephens told you that everything was fine and that there were a million reasons why communications weren't happening, you were still worried. Supreme did his best to try to please you and distract you, but you were distant and he was jealous. But then again, Supreme was always jealous.

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Thou Shalt Not Covet // 11: Communion

Summary: (Priest!Benedict x Female Reader) With fresh starts and awkward family dinners, things seem to be changing for Ellis.

Word Count: 5.6K

Warnings: Strong language, irreverence, dark humour, sexual references, discussions of death and loss. Readers must be 18+

You could hear them through your bedroom door; Gina's voice fluctuating between hushed indignation and histrionic sobbing, while Alfie gave little in return besides the occasional mumble. You wondered about all the times you'd heard them talking before; the sudden silence when you'd enter a room, the laughing and teasing you never thought to question. Had they been talking about you in those moments? Whispering declarations of desire to one another and finding thrill in the risk of being caught?

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rmoonstoner

Jesus fucking Christ. ❤️ 💙 💜

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It turns out the cookies are real — sort of.

They are baked at the home of Lara MacLean, who has been a “puppet wrangler” for the Jim Henson Company for almost three decades. MacLean started as an intern for Sesame Workshop in 1992 and has been working for the team ever since.

The recipe, roughly: Pancake mix, puffed rice, Grape-Nuts and instant coffee, with water in the mixture. The chocolate chips are made using hot glue sticks — essentially colored gobs of glue.

The cookies do not have oils, fats or sugars. Those would stain Cookie Monster. They’re edible, but barely. “Kind of like a dog treat,” MacLean says.

Before she reinvented the recipe in the 2000s, the creative team behind “Sesame Street” used versions of rice crackers and foams to make the cookies. The challenge was that the rice crackers would make more of a mess and get stuck in Cookie’s fur. And the foams didn’t look like cookies once they broke apart.

Cookie has been portrayed since 2001 by David Rudman, who took over the role from Frank Oz. Rudman’s right hand moves the mouth, which is eating, and his left hand holds the cookies. Both work in concert to break the cookies, which means they have to be soft enough to fall apart.

Rudman said soft cookies are best, adding, “The more crumbs, the funnier it is. If he eats the cookie, and it only breaks into two pieces if it’s too hard, it’s just not funny,” he said. “It looks almost painful. But if he eats a cookie and it explodes into a hundred crumbs, that’s where the comedy comes from.”

MacLean has perfected a recipe that is “thin enough that it’ll explode into a hundred crumbs,” Rudman said. “But it’s not too thin that it’ll break in my hand when I’m holding it.”

Not every (human) guest realizes that the cookies aren’t meant to be eaten. Adam Sandler appeared on an episode and decided to share in the muppet's delight by spontaneously eating a cookie with him on set.

“As soon as the cameras cut, he was like, ‘Blech!' ” MacLean said.

In case anyone wants to see Adam Sandler eat a fake cookie.

In case anyone

wants to see Adam Sandler

eat a fake cookie.

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