hannibal letter if he was in a water level in super mario brothers

day 499 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3

funniest thing about house md is that house has like every flavor of trauma responses and is cut deep by shit so much in his life that he in fact creates new ones. except over getting shot. like someone literallly walked in and shot him twice trying to kill him. and then he never brings it up again after it happens. not like he’s burying it and repressing. like it straight up did not phase him and he went right back to ruining patients lives afterwards. king.

I genuinely believe this is RSL’s funniest delivery

house would be so good at memes

house md’s worst and best hate crime is wilson’s “i should have spent my life being more like you. i should’ve been a manipulative, self centred, narcissistic ass who brought misery to everything and everyone in his life” followed by house’s “you’d still have cancer” and then wilson’s “yeah, but at least i’d feel like i deserved it!” house risks his entire life to let wilson do too much chemo. wilson didn’t even ask him to do it. house gives up the last of his vicodin to stop wilson’s pain. he lies to wilson about it. house tells wilson that all they need in life is each other. house promises to let wilson die in his apartment instead of being taken to a hospital. he risks everything because wilson asks him to. then wilson tells house that he deserves cancer. there is no fucking reason for this. it’s the best thing they ever did.

let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance

reblogging this every week and calling it wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

happy wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

needed to draw cuddy in the house miniskirt so sorry for this

based on that one tiktok

yo ceaseless watcher are you seeing this shit

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vice

General Glockious

It’s May the 4th, Star Wars day. General grievous with guns instead of light sabers was a funny concept some friends and I came up with.

I've grown tired of this body

Cumbersome and heavy body

*walks up to straight couple* so which one of you is the person on the first five minutes of a house episode with an ominous cough and which one is the seemingly healthy companion who collapses to the ground in sudden agony

they did this with house and wilson but with the ENTIRE SERIES….please I know it’s 2016 but I didn’t want to realize this

big if true

House is such a weird name and we're all being too casual about it. If I were Wilson I would be so mad imagine moaning the name House no wonder he kept ignoring the man's advances to sleep with him dude literally has the most unmoanable name.

The unrealistic thing about House MD is there isn't enough people looking at him introducing himself and immediately being "Your name is HOUSE?"

Imagine you're dying and no doctors can figure out what's wrong with you so they recommend you go to this one famous dude and they're like "Oh you should meet Dr. Building he will help you"

house md drinking game me and my bf are doing tonight, over/under on us getting alcohol poisoning?