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Salem's minion

@jeffrytheram-blog

And d-don't you dare mock my st-stutter!
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phoebisms

Send me 🎲 for my muse to tell you two truths and a lie.

See if you can guess the lie.

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What are your headcanons about me?

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

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spideypool

I DARE YOU WRITE HEADCANONS ABOUT ME

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sigil-seer

Send in a headcanon you have about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not

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Anonymous asked:

*doesn't mock the stutter*

Thank you, for b-being one of the few VIPs who honestly seems t-to respect me. It's so frustrating somet-times, you know?

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Anonymous asked:

*mocks the stutter

*the entire club begins to shake from the soundwaves Jeffry is emitting* I will give you t-ten seconds to either apologize, or get the FUCK out of this bar b-before I make your head explode.

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Put a tarot card in my inbox and I'll answer the question!

The Fool: What is the stupidest thing your muse has ever done?
The Empress: What would your muse name their children?
Judgement: Would your muse ever go back to their most recent ex-lover?
The World: What has been your muse's greatest success?
The Sun: What was the happiest moment of your muse's life?
Wheel of Fortune: Does your muse believe in luck?
The Hierophant: What is one rule or law your muse would never break?
Strength: Name a time when your muse had to be strong in the face of danger or trouble.
The Star: If your muse had one wish, what would it be?
The Magician: What would your muse draw if given paper and markers?
The Emperor: Name a time your muse has broken the rules.
Death: If your muse had to change something about themselves, what would they change?
The Chariot: If your muse ruled the world, what would they change first?
The High Priestess: What is the smartest thing your muse has ever done?
Temperance: Would your muse remain calm despite the worst circumstances?
The Lovers: At what age did your muse first fall in love?
The Hermit: If your muse were trapped alone on an island, name three things they'd have to have..
The Moon: Has your muse ever had something unexplained happen to them? If so, what?
Justice: What's something your muse has been dying to admit or confess?
The Hanged Man: Name a bad habit your muse can't give up.
The Devil: What was the worst relationship your muse has ever had?
The Tower: What event would trigger your muse's breaking point?
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Make my Muse a Pokemon Team!

Give them a team, tell them why they would give them what. Specialize them in a single typing or just mix it up! You can make it as quirky or serious as you’d like!

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Anonymous asked:

😐(jeffrytheram)

Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*

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*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?

Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*

Twins: Uhhh….

Mil: Y’see…

Mel: What happened was…

Mil: The thing is…

Mel: As it turns out…

Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…

Mel: RKO!

Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.

Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*

I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?

Mil: *is speechless*

Mel: Weputyouonthelistandwewereactingoutwhatwethoughtyou’dbelikewhenwegotyou! *hides behind the couch*

I… wait, what? *noise stops* What list? Should… should I b-be worried?

Mil: *Falls off the couch while frozen in position*

Mel: *peeks up over the couch*

Okay, t-tell you what. I won’t b-be mad if you explain what this… list is…

Mel: *sheepishly* W-well, we find people we think are attractive/cute and that we think would be f-flustered if we made a move on them, and then we bring them to the back room and give them a bunch of lipstick kisses… We do it for fun…

Mil: *Hasn’t moved*

I… Uh… is… is she okay? Wait, hold on, what? I… I’m gonna just go…*slowly backs away*

Mel: … Well this complicates things a bit… You good, Mil?

Mil: *shaky thumbs up*

*from the other room* I'm g-gonna forget this ever happened, and p-pretend I know nothing about the list!

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Anonymous asked:

😐(jeffrytheram)

Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*

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*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?

Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*

Twins: Uhhh….

Mil: Y’see…

Mel: What happened was…

Mil: The thing is…

Mel: As it turns out…

Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…

Mel: RKO!

Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.

Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*

I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?

Mil: *is speechless*

Mel: Weputyouonthelistandwewereactingoutwhatwethoughtyou’dbelikewhenwegotyou! *hides behind the couch*

I… wait, what? *noise stops* What list? Should… should I b-be worried?

Mil: *Falls off the couch while frozen in position*

Mel: *peeks up over the couch*

Okay, t-tell you what. I won’t b-be mad if you explain what this… list is…

Mel: *sheepishly* W-well, we find people we think are attractive/cute and that we think would be f-flustered if we made a move on them, and then we bring them to the back room and give them a bunch of lipstick kisses… We do it for fun…

Mil: *Hasn’t moved*

I... Uh... is... is she okay? Wait, hold on, what? I... I'm gonna just go...*slowly backs away*

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Anonymous asked:

😐(jeffrytheram)

Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*

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*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?

Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*

Twins: Uhhh….

Mil: Y’see…

Mel: What happened was…

Mil: The thing is…

Mel: As it turns out…

Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…

Mel: RKO!

Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.

Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*

I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?

Mil: *is speechless*

Mel: Weputyouonthelistandwewereactingoutwhatwethoughtyou’dbelikewhenwegotyou! *hides behind the couch*

I… wait, what? *noise stops* What list? Should… should I b-be worried?

Mil: *Falls off the couch while frozen in position*

Mel: *peeks up over the couch*

Okay, t-tell you what. I won't b-be mad if you explain what this... list is...

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Anonymous asked:

😐(jeffrytheram)

Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*

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*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?

Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*

Twins: Uhhh….

Mil: Y’see…

Mel: What happened was…

Mil: The thing is…

Mel: As it turns out…

Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…

Mel: RKO!

Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.

Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*

I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?

Mil: *is speechless*

Mel: Weputyouonthelistandwewereactingoutwhatwethoughtyou’dbelikewhenwegotyou! *hides behind the couch*

I... wait, what? *noise stops* What list? Should... should I b-be worried?

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Anonymous asked:

😐(jeffrytheram)

Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*

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*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?

Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*

Twins: Uhhh….

Mil: Y’see…

Mel: What happened was…

Mil: The thing is…

Mel: As it turns out…

Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…

Mel: RKO!

Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.

Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*

I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?

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