Send me 🎲 for my muse to tell you two truths and a lie.
See if you can guess the lie.
See if you can guess the lie.
I will follow every last one of you
Reblog if it’s alright with you if I name drop or make reference to your muse in an RP you are not in
Just curious.
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
I DARE YOU WRITE HEADCANONS ABOUT ME
Send in a headcanon you have about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not
*doesn't mock the stutter*
Thank you, for b-being one of the few VIPs who honestly seems t-to respect me. It's so frustrating somet-times, you know?
*mocks the stutter
*the entire club begins to shake from the soundwaves Jeffry is emitting* I will give you t-ten seconds to either apologize, or get the FUCK out of this bar b-before I make your head explode.
Give them a team, tell them why they would give them what. Specialize them in a single typing or just mix it up! You can make it as quirky or serious as you’d like!
Maybe both, maybe one or tbe other
You'll n-never know which...
😐(jeffrytheram)
Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*
*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?
Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*
Twins: Uhhh….
Mil: Y’see…
Mel: What happened was…
Mil: The thing is…
Mel: As it turns out…
Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…
Mel: RKO!
Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.
Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*
I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?
Mil: *is speechless*
Mel: Weputyouonthelistandwewereactingoutwhatwethoughtyou’dbelikewhenwegotyou! *hides behind the couch*
I… wait, what? *noise stops* What list? Should… should I b-be worried?
Mil: *Falls off the couch while frozen in position*
Mel: *peeks up over the couch*
Okay, t-tell you what. I won’t b-be mad if you explain what this… list is…
Mel: *sheepishly* W-well, we find people we think are attractive/cute and that we think would be f-flustered if we made a move on them, and then we bring them to the back room and give them a bunch of lipstick kisses… We do it for fun…
Mil: *Hasn’t moved*
I… Uh… is… is she okay? Wait, hold on, what? I… I’m gonna just go…*slowly backs away*
Mel: … Well this complicates things a bit… You good, Mil?
Mil: *shaky thumbs up*
*from the other room* I'm g-gonna forget this ever happened, and p-pretend I know nothing about the list!
😐(jeffrytheram)
Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*
*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?
Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*
Twins: Uhhh….
Mil: Y’see…
Mel: What happened was…
Mil: The thing is…
Mel: As it turns out…
Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…
Mel: RKO!
Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.
Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*
I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?
Mil: *is speechless*
Mel: Weputyouonthelistandwewereactingoutwhatwethoughtyou’dbelikewhenwegotyou! *hides behind the couch*
I… wait, what? *noise stops* What list? Should… should I b-be worried?
Mil: *Falls off the couch while frozen in position*
Mel: *peeks up over the couch*
Okay, t-tell you what. I won’t b-be mad if you explain what this… list is…
Mel: *sheepishly* W-well, we find people we think are attractive/cute and that we think would be f-flustered if we made a move on them, and then we bring them to the back room and give them a bunch of lipstick kisses… We do it for fun…
Mil: *Hasn’t moved*
I... Uh... is... is she okay? Wait, hold on, what? I... I'm gonna just go...*slowly backs away*
😐(jeffrytheram)
Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*
*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?
Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*
Twins: Uhhh….
Mil: Y’see…
Mel: What happened was…
Mil: The thing is…
Mel: As it turns out…
Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…
Mel: RKO!
Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.
Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*
I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?
Mil: *is speechless*
Mel: Weputyouonthelistandwewereactingoutwhatwethoughtyou’dbelikewhenwegotyou! *hides behind the couch*
I… wait, what? *noise stops* What list? Should… should I b-be worried?
Mil: *Falls off the couch while frozen in position*
Mel: *peeks up over the couch*
Okay, t-tell you what. I won't b-be mad if you explain what this... list is...
😐(jeffrytheram)
Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*
*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?
Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*
Twins: Uhhh….
Mil: Y’see…
Mel: What happened was…
Mil: The thing is…
Mel: As it turns out…
Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…
Mel: RKO!
Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.
Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*
I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?
Mil: *is speechless*
Mel: Weputyouonthelistandwewereactingoutwhatwethoughtyou’dbelikewhenwegotyou! *hides behind the couch*
I... wait, what? *noise stops* What list? Should... should I b-be worried?
😐(jeffrytheram)
Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*
*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?
Twins: *Turn around, freeze with shocked expressions, surprised to see such a usually mellow guy seemingly ready to kill*
Twins: Uhhh….
Mil: Y’see…
Mel: What happened was…
Mil: The thing is…
Mel: As it turns out…
Mil: And if you take a look at this graph…
Mel: RKO!
Twins: And that’s how you perform cunnilingus.
Twins: *Nervous teeth-smile*
I have. One. Rule. Do not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES m-mock. My. Stutter. *the whole room begins to shake from the sound waves* So I will ask again. What in the n-name of all that is light. Is going on here?
😐(jeffrytheram)
Twins: *stuttering shy compliments, not noticing Jeffery*
*the twins hear a quiet rumble behind them, coming from Jeffry* Do either of you want t-to explain to me why the fuck your mocking me?