It's Just Meh' Face

stem and humanities majors need to stop fighting each other and team up against the real enemy: ivy league universities

Excellent thread.

Reblogged especially for the de-radicalization info.  I don’t know who might need it, but I’m sure someone does.

https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1133057510292824065

no one appreciated this on Twitter so I’m reposting it here

AirBnB is allowing people to cancel reservations as a result of Covid-19 travel restrictions and the rats are screaming as their ships sink under the smothering weight of *checks notes* refunding people for cancelled reservations during a global pandemic.

The twitter landlord-turned-bed and breakfast owner fandom is aghast as they scurry to start a class-action lawsuit and this is hopefully winding up for some Serizawa-style "let them fight" action.

Truly I love it

so does this dude think his whiny villain monologue will accomplish anything or

“Stabbed in the back and left to DIE.” Aww, sorry there, booboo, shoulda read the fine print when you signed up. And considering you want your bookings forced to show up or cough (ha!) up penalties when there’s a genuine plague on, “evil” is a little rich, no? Glass houses, darling.

things got a little heated in the gc today

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

Also OP

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

I should add that Justin added she only went in to ask for the owner's contact info and the employee started arguing with her about it which why she stayed to deliver righteous justice, she didn't go in to harass a minimum wage worker

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

that’s a lot of dollars

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

the only valid use of the internet is looking at homes you cant afford on zillow dot com. everything else is a biblical sin 

amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @sarah-yyy

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

Two years?! I’m in!

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

fuck it double the potassium, double the luck.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

I’m voting for him

this man is going places i’m voting for him

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed