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how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. that’s falling.
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
santa’s creed
this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute
I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this
You better watch out
JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS
*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m being distant and cold!!
*shows affection* oh no, I’m being clingy and overbearing!!
me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day??
it’s exactly as likely as you think
Snapcats
Remember guys, even though Dan is officially out. He has specifically stated in this video that he and Phil want to keep this part of their life private. RESPECT THEM!
please adopt old dogs they just wanna live out their last few years warm and comfy on your couch and bed they arent very high maintenance and are filled with love and tired
beauty community: *in shambles*
jenna marbles:
Anyone want to hear another wholesome story about my dad?
Okay so.
My dad is actually my step-dad. He and my mom got together when I was eight, and got married a few years later. I never actually call him my step-dad, because as far as I’m concerned he’s just my dad.
My bio-dad has never been in the picture. I’ve never even met him. So my formative years were spent having a very complicated relationship with the concept of fathers. I both wanted a dad and didn’t need one, because my family is fairly large and I had no shortage of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins stepping in to help my mom out.
But I still always felt sad about not having a dad, y'know? Everyone else did. It made me feel lonely and kind of abandoned.
My favorite book when I was little was Papa Please Get the Moon for Me, by Eric Carle. If you’re unfamiliar, the plot is basically that this guy loves his child so much that he literally steals the moon from the sky when she asks. I LOVED that book, but, like…it also made me kind of sad, because I didn’t have a dad who would do that for me.
Fast forward to when I was older, and my (step)dad and my mom had my little brothers. When I was in high school, they were both really little, and one of them got his hands on my copy of Papa Please Get the Moon for Me, which I’d kept for nostalgia’s sake.
Little shit destroyed it. He was little, he didn’t really know any better yet, but I was DEVASTATED. I full-on sobbed. Sure, I could get another one, but it wouldn’t be the same, y'know?
Christmas that year, I open up my gifts, and there’s one from my dad in particular. It was kinda weird, because my parents never really specify when a Christmas gift is from one specifically; they just get all the kids gifts and only label who they’re to.
So I open it, intrigued, and y'all know what it was?
It was NOT a new copy of Papa Please Get the Moon for Me.
But it WAS a light-up model of the moon, that still to this day hangs on the wall in my living room and makes me get a little emotional every time I look at it.
And this is fitting, because anti-science viewpoints are on the rise, and they’re doing real harm. No one exists in a vacuum.
MEN SHOULD NOT BE IN CONTROL OF THESE DECISIONS
