The fucking audacity of capitalists to lie on camera right in front of evidence of their failure is blood boiling. How the fuck do they not get the shit kicked out of them daily is fucking amazing.

Video ID: some sort of press conference taking place in an airport with an offscreen reporter and a woman being interviewed onscreen. There is a black band across the top with the caption "Cameraman sacrificed their job for this" (offscreen interviewer) "Just a final question here--is there any sort of work being done with the airlines in order to get flights actually on time or not delayed as much, just curious if there's any work happening there?" (woman onscreen) "Yes--so we've seen almost a doubling in improvement in on-time performance since last year--" (camera pans up to show that out of roughly 24 flights listed on the board, 6 are on time, 4 are cancelled, and the remainder are delayed. The camera continues to zoom in on the board as the video continues.) (woman onscreen) "--that is a reflection of all the work that we've done across the ecosystem together with our partner airlines, with agencies, reducing processing time, reducing wait times, and fine-tuning operations with our air carrier partners, and we see the great results that have come from that." /end ID.

To clarify for the non-Canadians looking at this: this was a press conference at Toronto Pearson Airport that happened last week. Fun fact; Toronto Pearson is ranked “the worst airport in the world” in 2022 and has the honour of “most stressful airport”.

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My stomach hurts from laughihg

Unprovoked

Yeah it was the tsa-type guys in the like Canadian going to America security area

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

things i’ll call you a whore for:

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

clunk

jeeli beeli, peet rat goomie candieeeee. let’s slike it opeen so he can. breeeeaaaaaath. mmm freesh aier. peet rat, timie to comie alivie. escapi the pakackie. esapi, the pakackie. peet ratti’s. veri baig and longe. veri baig, aaand loooonge. the battaum ais, veri, flatt. goode boye, veri goode boye. peet ratti’s, a veri, goode boye.

Google is using ai generated search results and it's frustrating bc this was the result for asking what games where in the gen 2 of pokemon

Does anyone else also have a default fandom or interest that you're just automatically returned to whenever you lose all your hyperfixations

What if Pokémon from Scarlet and Violet were in previous generations?

Article basically says that s2 will be greenlit if s1 blows up on Netflix when it drops there on May 31st.

To those who've already watched it and have Netflix, watch it again! To those who haven't, here's your chance, and spread the word! This show is incredible and unlike any other western animated show out there and it'd be a shame if it became yet another victim of corporate write-offs. Let's give Scavengers Reign a second chance at life!

This show is so good - a human colony ship essentially crash lands on an exoplanet teeming with truly alien life in an ecosystem like we've never seen before.

The art is gorgeous, the worldbuilding is fantastic, the story is compelling, and the voice acting and sound work are great.

Seldom do we get science fiction shows like this. It would be a tragedy if it's not renewed.

We here at Ad Astra strongly recommend Scavengers Reign!

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