Tamlin: when you fuck her, Rhysand, have you ever noticed that little noise she makes right before she climaxes?

Me:

*ACOWAR SPOILER*

When you finish ACOWAR and realize no one dies and suddenly have so much more hope for the end of ToG

Does that make Feyre Huccup? (Hold for riding jokes)

So if Feyre is Hiccup and Rhys is Toothless

When Feyre learns to use her wings with Az

Rhys and Hellion during some training in their beast mode 

And when Rhys introduces Feyre to other courts as his High Lady and he’s super proud

An accurate depiction of SJM Fans in Disney films. 

“I believe everything happens for a reason. Whether it is decided by the Mother, or the Cauldron, or some sort of tapestry of Fate, I don’t know. I don’t really care. But I am grateful for it, whatever it is. Grateful that it brought you all into my life. 

“If I had not met a shadowsinger, I would not have known that it is the family you make, not the one you are born into, that matters. I would not have known what it is to truly hope, even when the world tells you to despair.”

“If I had not met a tiny monster who hoards jewels more fiercely than a firedrake …”(…) “My own power would have consumed me long ago.”

“I believe that everything happened, exactly the way it had to … so I could find you.“ 

UGH

Aelin: I didn’t drink that much last night.

Lysandra: You were flirting with Rowan.

Aelin: So what? He’s my boyfriend.

Lysandra: You asked him if he was single…

Lysandra: And cried when he said he wasn’t.

Sarah finding out that the whole fandom loved the Suriel

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ihnrimlbttidnhtwyn: I have no regrets in my life, but this.  That I did not have time with you Nesta.

Characters First Words ACOTAR Edition

By order of appearance

Elain Archeon - “Feyre!”

Feyre Archeon - “Where do you think I got it?”

Nesta Archeon - “I need a new pair of boots.”

Tamlin - “MURDERERS!’

Lucien - “Well?”

Alis - “You want to wear this?”

The Suriel - “Human,” 

Rhysand - “There you are.”

Amarantha - “What’s this?”

Ianthe - “Oh, we can’t let her sit next to him.”

Mor - “So, that went well.”

Cassian - “Hurry up, you lazy ass”

Azreil - “If you’re going to pick a fight with him, do it after breakfast.”

Amren - “You Illyrians are worse than cats yowling to be let in the back door.”

Tarquin - “Welcome to Adriata,”

Jurian - “Stupid fool,” 

The King of Hypern - “The trap was so easy, I’m honestly a bit disappointed you didn’t see it coming.” 

Eris - “Look who we found,” 

Thesan - “Welcome,” 

Viviane - “You look the same,” 

Kallias - “I tried to suggest she stay at home,” 

Helion - “Does Tamlin know what she is?” 

Beron - "Mate - and High Lady.” 

Drakon - "You could have asked for aid, you know”

Miryam - “High Lady”

Working on them clean lines! WIP’s from my ACOWAR montage :) Getting there slowly!

all i wanna do is read books and watch movies wrapped up in blankets

but instead

i have

responsibilities

A COURT OF WINGS AND RUIN TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!

Hey lovely bookworms!

Since I had some interest the other day about a giveaway I’ve decided I’m going to do it. The giveaway will be for 1 copy of A Court of Wings and Ruin!!!!

On Tumblr I’m currently about 80 followers away from 2.5k (eeeepppp) so in celebration of that and the ACOWAR release (May 2nd, 2017) I’m going to give away a copy of the book!!

Since I’m Canadian the ACOWAR copy I’ll be giving away will be the Indigo Exclusive hardcover copy of A Court of Wings and Ruin. This copy has @charliebowater​ and Coralie Jubénot ( @merwild​ ) fan art in it and coloured end pages.

I accidentally ordered a few too many copies of ACOWAR and instead of requesting a refund I just thought I would do a giveaway for the books when they arrive. I’ve always wanted to do one so why not now. :p 

This giveaway will be open internationally, and I will cover all shipping costs for the winners.

RULES:

The giveaway will close at 11:59 pm EST on May 1st. The winner will be announced 48 hours after the giveaway closes.

I’ll contact the winner at 5:00pm EST on May 2nd, and within 48 hours I’ll need a reply, or I’ll have to pick another winner.

Thank you, and Good Luck!!

****GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED!!! ****

Winner will be notified tomorrow at 5:00 pm! Remember I need to have a reply within 48 hours or I will have to pick another winner.

Happy ACOWAR reading everyone! I liked it a lot, and I hope you all do to :)

Friends, please just hashtag your ACOWAR post #ACOWARSPOILER AND NOTHING ELSE.

Don’t put #acowar after your #acowarspoiler hashtag because that defeats the purpose. Your ACOWAR spoiler post will now be in the #acowar posts and someone might scroll past that and get caught off guard! REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES!!!

DO NOT BE A MEAN PERSON AND RUIN THIS BOOK FOR SOMEONE. 

DO NOT HASHTAG ANYTHING BUT #ACOWARSPOILER.

Be nice guys. there is nothing wrong with talking about the book just don't ruin it for someone who doesn't want to know yet.

Elain

I’m coming for you