Hipster Hubby

It’s just really nice to have Dark Tyler ™️ back tbh

“SAI is their worst album”

Okay so clearly you haven’t cried to Choker or Redecorate

Hence the invention of the Porch

the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

barbie rapunzel ✦

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my shop

Toddler, standing in his bedroom door, crying into the void: I DON'T WANT TO BE NEGLECTED

Context: Toddler feels he received insufficient hand massages before bed

beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"

Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"

Nurse: "No."

*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*

it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

me: so..... see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

My villain origin story will always contain the treatment of Skip Beats anime. How is it that you take a series that was on every shoujo recommendation list in the early 2010s, ignore it and drop production on season 2, and then have a dub that most websites don't have with the dvds being nearly impossible to find. Most anime fans these days are barely aware it exists.

I like to think that sometime in the future, when Kuon's hair is back to his natural color and Kyoko knows about Corn, they'll go back to Kyoto on a trip.

supplies: alcohol marker, fineliner, paintover in CSP

practice forgiving yourself as often as possible. it does wonders once you really learn to move past things you dislike about your past actions that cannot be redone.

Is he wrong, tho?