Y/n: i remember when i was 6, my dad told me "someday, you'll have feelings for boys"

Nat: what did you told him?

Y/n: i already have feelings for them... they make me mad.

Natasha: What are you reading?

Y/N: Pride and Prejudice

Natasha, seductively: So you are familiar with two sins... how about a third?

Y/N: Okay, fine, I stole your gun

Natasha: Wait, what?

Stupidity

Yelena: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Natasha: *turning to Y/N* How tall are you?

Y/N: ok first of all fuck you

Sorry but this is an objectively funny use of AI

Y/n: it's been 6 months since i joined the gym...

Nat: you joined the gym?

Y/n: yeah, and there's no progress. so i'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.

Nat: *facepalms, shaking her head*

Y/n to Nat: do you know what you will be called when we have kids?

Nat, groaning, knowing what's to come: what?

Y/n: a minimum...

Nat:

Y/n:

Nat, standing up: you better start running you little shit!

*Y/n screams and starts running for her life. Yelena starts laughing, while the team is confused.*

Thor: I don't get it? Yelena, still laughing: a minimum... because Nat is short and Y/n keeps making fun of Nat's height even though she's an inch shorter than Nat.

Hehe I love you too

tay please release sn tv so i have motivation to wake up tomorrow <3

🍓🐭

literally i need help lmao

Me too

what day is it

always fucking some day or another around here

I'm genuinely wondering, the answer to me is obvious - him being a northerner - but I've never looked into Wigan tea drinkers, so I don't know!