Why is this lion kind of cunty
Y'know I thought you guys were exaggerating but no this lion gets infinitely more cunty still
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loosely colored these tigers i doodled a while back, for fun
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"Much of the information about Elgabalus is exaggerations from her political enemies." Yes, but I also know half a dozen Tgirls who would immediately start despotic imperial sex cults if they were made empress of Rome at 18.
I'm just saying if you took 18 year old me and said "You are the uncontested god-regent of the most powerful empire on earth." I would last maybe 48 hours before I had a praetorian guard of oiled up twinks who were obsessed with me.
A man who will shower you with millions of red roses. Aww, just look at this boy in love.
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Freddie Mercury posing on his car
Reposting this because I need to materialize it somewhere.
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I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman
tags from @cromerholt
I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.
A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.
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me when i fucking Get you
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hecuba — euripides (trans. anne carson), if they come for us — fatimah asghar, clementine von radics, a clash of kings — sansa ii, traumacore, a storm of swords — jaime ix, a dance with dragons — the prince of winterfell
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“[after a half-hearted suicide attempt at age 13] When Daddy comes in, he carries you to bed. Is there anything you feel like you could eat, Pokey? Anything at all? All you can imagine putting in your mouth is a cold plum, one with really tight skin on the outside but gum-shocking sweetness inside. And he and your mother discuss where he might find some this late in the season. Mother says hell I don’t know. Further north, I’d guess. The next morning, you wake up in your bed and sit up. Mother says, Pete, I think she’s up. He hollers in, You ready for breakfast, Pokey. Then he comes in grinning, still in his work clothes from the night before. He’s holding a farm bushel. The plums he empties onto the bed river toward you through folds in the quilt. If you stacked them up, they’d fill the deepest bin at the Piggly Wiggly. Damned if I didn’t get the urge to drive to Arkansas last night, he says. Your mother stands behind him saying he’s pure USDA crazy. Fort Smith, Arkansas. Found a roadside stand out there with a feller selling plums. And I says, Buddy, I got a little girl sick back in Texas. She’s got a hanker for plums and ain’t nothing else gonna do. It’s when you sink your teeth into the plum that you make a promise. The skin is still warm from riding in the sun in Daddy’s truck, and the nectar runs down your chin. And you snap out of it. Or are snapped out of it. Never again will you lay a hand against yourself, not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody-anybody-who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. So long as you bear the least nibblet of love for any other creature in this dark world, though in love portions are never stingy. There are no smidgens or pinches, only rolling abundance. That’s how you acquire the resolution for survival that the coming years are about to demand. You don’t earn it. It’s given.”
— Mary Karr, “Cherry” (via lifeinpoetry)
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gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane
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What about gingers?
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Carrie
anarchocunt
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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
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Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me
Before one of you chucklefucks says “get an adblocker” or “download this sketchy software to block ads on phones:” this sucks because companies are doing it, not because there are ways around it. Do not be stupid on my post where I complain.
I am complaining about ads being shoved into everything because it fucking sucks. Smarmy advice will help neither of us