WOULD YOU KINDLY

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

he has a pussy yes but does he have a heart. post cancelled that sounds like a taylor swift lyric

my boy he has a pussy but he doesn't have a heart

he's playing games with me just like i'm mario from kart

i'm a published writer btw

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

As a fellow union man i can relate - you do not let your employer know you can do anything you don't want to become your job

- f.k.q

Our queen

this reminds of these kids I used to nanny. the eldest (8 at the time) taught me how to play chess with this set. I remember him going over the pieces and stated that Luigi was the queen and he, no joke, said “because he’s the nicest and you have to protect someone like that” that has always stuck in my head whenever I see Luigi now

emojis are dead eyed and soulless yet their only purpose is to convey emotion. how did people fuck this up so badly??

google's old emoji blobs had soul. but they were killed for it :(

Schitt’s Creek 2.01 | Finding David

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

My top surgeon said since I'm so crazy betitted, my scar is likely going to be in one piece across my whole chest, so I'm going to talk to him about getting my scar done in a sort of V shape, almost like I've been autopsied, but from under my armpit. No idea if it's possible, but it would be really funny. And yes I'm being serious. This isn't a bit. If I'm not gonna have nipples, I might as well go full silly.

"Transgender? This is from when the aliens took me. I'm an LGBabducTee."

Transmeds in my inbox already saying I don't deserve life-saving surgery because I'm "not taking it seriously".

I'm so serious about autopsy tits it's unreal. Dead serious.

Also, it's literally possible because someone sort of has it (they're Saint_Argentum on TikTok; someone just sent screenshots) and it looks amazing. It would just connect in the middle.

The characters Troff and Scoff from Donkey Kong 64 have been originally rendered with pierced nipples (as seen in their instruction manual artwork, left column); an aspect that was removed in all subsequent versions of their artwork such as the one distributed to the press (right column).

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