Valkyrie Eleison

dont play defense

Terfs want my gender-affirming lasers so bad that they stole my art

just imagine running on a platform of "actually I think more kids should get lead poisoning" in 2024

A powerful wizard

The tax one is a little silly. Real living humans don't even need to file tax returns until they hit an income threshold.

No, those embryos can be claimed as dependents for tax deductions

Stylish ring

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honestly nothing for me will top the energy of BTS photos/videos of horror movie monsters/demons/creatures/etc in full makeup just hanging out… like

energy….

I’ve got some favorites from Pan’s Labyrinth to add

And some misc ones

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board