More women

Thank god they decided to make more

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

How to respond when someone tries to drag you into shipping or kink discourse when you don't want to

Copy and paste the following:

I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Don Corleone, do you support this ship/kink?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to get involved in your discourse.

I remember 9th maybe 10th grade, when we read Watership Down for class. I read the book and did the work and got good grades all the way up to the part where all the rabbits decide they need to negotiate their way into getting some female rabbits for the warren.

For some reason I thought Hazel was a girl up till that part, just glossed over all the pronouns somehow, idk, and I figured the gender split was just because it was written by some old dude who thinks the world is split 75/25 male/female.

But no.

I kinda checked out for the rest of the book and skated along in class on sparknotes. I dont remember if there was ever actual words said by a female rabbit, or if they got any say in whether or not they went to the new warren. I remember they were referred to as dams. And the rabbits wanted at least 10 dams for a stable colony, maybe 15.

And nobody said anything about it being wierd. The worksheets we filled out just ran with the nomenclature and no one talked about how the male rabbits are treated as people in the narrative and the female rabbits are treated as animals. The teacher never mentioned anything or even made a passing comment about different times.

I didn't say anything, because we were almost done with this stupid book about rabbits and no one wanted to talk about it anymore.

I remember watching an owl snag a hare out of the backyard while I was conspicuously Not Reading my book, and thinking about the prince with a thousand enemies. And then about his dam, who has a thousand and one.

They're called DOES not "dams"???

And they were literally being held by a facist leader?? But ok sure go off I guess!

This entire post is literally fucking killing me

This is.... the worst fucking take. Like holy shit, I thought I was critical of Adams’ lack of gender representation in the first book (especially given that the story was written for his daughters), but this is plain unfair.

And incorrect tbh. You know that you have to actually READ a book before you go off on it, right? Just glossing over it to the point where you had no idea what gender the main character was doesn’t count.

god bless mark hamil

you: hey

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

“To be reduced to such a sight.”

“You’ve only been used”

“You still think about those stories that scared you when you were little, from time to time.” (Instagram)

Oh my god. This is so cool.

It happens this year folks…

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

Wow I don’t understand math at all

‘if you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%’ is a line I hear alot.

It goes up from .5% to 1%

I think my brain just stopped working

100% is just another way of saying twice more likely. So 100% more basically means multiply the number you do have by 2.

Imagine how many woman are scared to have kids because of that statistic

This is why I took stats instead of calc. Because I don’t build engineer bridges in my everyday life but I sure do read studies that affect how I might live my life if I misinterpret them.

Have to admit I go to Hot Topic so I can say this, does anyone know what’s up with that shirt of anime Spongebob transforming into a muscular version of himself behind broken glass?

You see

holy FUCK i need this

HOLY shit-

idk why i’m getting involved with this, but if you check out the artists’ DA you’ll see she has less than 500 followers and seems to mostly have been minding her own business before being chosen for the contest. 

People are showing up on her page to make fun of her but her style is actually raw as hell 

Anyway, I hope people will choose to be nice to her, she’s freaking out from all of the sudden negative attention.

How many of us here are so new to the internet that we can say this is the weirdest art we’ve seen? Very, very few of us, I’d have to imagine.

GOOD FOR HER! GOOD FOR HER.

There’s absolutely nothing not cool about this and honestly if you feel the need to act like this is sooOOOoooo crazy oh my god why would someone do this you’re probably boring as shit.

Posts like these gain a lot of traction despite everyone claiming they’re against cringe culture. Really makes you think

She’s really upset with this newfound fame. Just quit being mean to her guys. If you wanna check her out, go for it just be kind. You don’t have to be hateful to everyone you meet online, no matter if you feel like they are “cringy” or not.

If you like her art style she also makes Fakemon and they are really cool.

Bottom one is mega mimiku.

She has a few more really amazing designs so go check her out!!

Why are people hating on them? My first thought when I saw their drawings was that they were amazingly drawn

REMEMBER:

ACES AND AROS ARE VALID THIS MONTH, EVERY MONTH, AND FOR THE REST OF TIME ITSELF.

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL