"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

GHOULS! 🔥🔥

was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

are they really “fem presenting” or do they just have boobs. are they really “masc presenting” or do they just have facial hair

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

My two sillies

good riddance live

Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

reblog if I can bite your neck while I cum

A Butch carrying their limp Femme into Starbucks to get her a Pumpkin Spice Latte

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THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

Someone: How was your day

Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!

Year Zero

That guitar solo goes hard.

ugh this chapel of ritual smells of dead human sacrifice...how embarrassing...