the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

i love finn, the main character of the star wars sequel trilogy

do ❗️ not ❗️ disturb ❗️, he’s having a sad girl photo shoot

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

SHAMELESS | 7.11 – “Happily Ever After”

song i associate with The Character comes on and i make the most unwell expression known to man

Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

ronan lynch is my rival. my number one enemy. the love of my life. my son. the evil spirit living under my bed. we went to the same kindergarten. he is the voice in my head. we have an eternal beef. no one understands me like him. i wish i never met him. i miss him everyday. we can never agree on anything. i’d kill for him. we were buried in the same grave.

guess who’s up and procrastinating against sleeping again???

also PLEASE come back when i color this yall i think it’s gonna be pretty good :)

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

Cillian Murphy for Versace (2024)

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart