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no bro YOU live in a society, i live in the Cillian Murphy and Tom Hardy Cinematic Universe.

What’s all this in aid of, then? This tight, white shirt business. Who’s it for? Someone through there, is it? Through the funny mirror? This what she like, is it? Dressing for the boys?

Catfish

Can mtv make a show called ghosting instead of catfish where a dynamic duo can pull up on people to see why they’re ghosting you. Because bitch I need answers.

american boyfriend comes out in a few hours. 2 yrs of hard work. crazy. 

Brockhampton for Crack Magazine.

Joe Mazzello as John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody

Taking a moment to appreciate the famed Deacy Shuffle

“'When my hand is on your grease gun.’ That’s very subtle, isn’t it?”

“It’s a metaphor, Brian!”

a lil psa

now that bohemian rhapsody is out, more and more people are going to become fans of queen resulting in more john deacon fans.

this can become problematic because more and more people are going to want to pry into john’s current life which he wants to keep private.

so please respect john’s wishes to stay out of the limelight and keep his life private.

if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y'all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.

all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%

Alice, what’s wrong?