homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

God launders in mysterious ways.

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

DAVE: well shit

DAVE: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving

DAVE: but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work

Alright I know this seems like a weird question but I have some weird conversations with my USAmerican friend and I’m convinced she lies to me for fun.

As usual reblog for sample size!

I've just started listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast, and I'm pretty sure that everyone in Night Vale only hates Desert Bluffs because they're the normal version of Night Vale.

OH MY GOD NEVERMIND

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

please reblog purely because it seems like almost no one played their april fools loot box game and if that’s the case it would be really funny

Fans' attitudes toward AI-generated works

Irina Cisternino, a PhD candidate of Stony Brooke University, is writing their research on topics related to technology, art and fandom. You can participate by filling out a survey and additionally, signing up for an interview. The survey is expected to last until at least the end of April, those, who signed up for the interview, will be contacted later. You need to be at least 18 years old to participate in either, be able to understand and speak English and identify as a fan.

After the completion of the research, it will be accessible as the dissertation of the researcher. If you have further questions, you can contact Irina Cisternino at irissa.cisternino@stonybrook.edu or Lu-Ann Kozlowsky at lu-ann.kozlowski@stonybrook.edu.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

All of us right now:

What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun

you cant do this to my post

What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun

wait fuck it’s thursday

"wait fuck it's thursday" thursday

can’t post anything on this site

if this gets to 5,000 notes i’m turning reblogs off 💪💪💪💪

I can't be the only person who immediately looked for the least common ones to try and use them more, right?

Scumwit and dirt goblin are pretty great, tbh.

I'm more interested in the mid-range. People actually call others dipclown, buttgoblin, and poopboy??

Find your favorite mid-range entries:

dickgoblin, twatnozzle, and wankbag

Tremendous amount of work being done here

wankwaffle definitely my fav

Hello everyone, the US Senate is conducting a survey to get the opinions of people on issues such as a ceasefire in Palestine, America funding Israel’s weapons, and the TikTok ban. Please share and take the survey, let your voices be heard. (Non Americans can participate )

This survey is NOT BEING RUN BY THE SENATE.

I am begging you to read the website URL. It is being run by Republican Senator Thom Tillis. His name is IN THE URL.

He is a senator who violently opposes everything that left-leaning people support. This survey is being done for campaign research so he knows how to pitch his campaign to get people on his side. Filling this out is helping republicans with free campaign research.

THIS SURVEY IS NOT BEING DONE BY THE SENATE. THAT IS WHY THE QUESTIONS ARE FRAMED SO BLATANTLY BIASED.

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

Et tube Brute?

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

angy pirate zuko & crew have been on the mind lately