Seriously these belong in a museum
My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this
Update:
Same but opposite energy
EDDIE MUNSON
and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…
im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay
That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass
The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:
25 July 1938 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford
Dear Sirs,
Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.
Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.
I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully
J.R.R. Tolkien.
(Letter 30)
The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.
This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.
W.h.a.t.
Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”
Nazis: Are you Aryan?
Noted linguistics freak Tolkien: Are you?
Pointing out the Romani, a group explicitly targeted for genocide for not being “Aryan,” were more Aryan than the white supremacist should be included as an extra fuck you
bill and ted learn the word “gender presentation” and get stressed out because they think they need to give a presentation on their genders
Assigned at birth!? Ohhh nooo My dude do you think they take late submissions?
Reflection of Rurikoin in winter.
Kyoto, Japan.
hotboxing my entire wizard tower
this is what I’m talking about!!
target audience
It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.
me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE
the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:
THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT CHAPTER 5 — DIN + MEMES EDITION
I bought a box of hot pockets last night and the coupon printer gave me this
It's not even a coupon or anything
it's time to become a hot pocket hero
all the cozy comms from 2020