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Getting a temporary roommate today by helping out a friend of a friend. She's also a kpop stan so hopefully this will go well!!
Often reminded of Key and his absolutely wild naming convention for his dogs.
The fact he named them after a brand is so Key of him but it's the fact he named them 'CommeDes' and 'Garcons' respectively which makes absolutely no sense as individuals.
The duo are a unit. One cannot exist without the other or else the whole balance is off.
Is he a genius or did he lose his mind somewhere along the way of having to raise Taemin. I fear I will never know.
Have Mercy (on me)
Pairing: JJK x Reader
WC: 9.3k
Genre: Smut, PWP
Rating: M (minors dni)
Warnings: Toxic gamer boy JK, Mean OC, sexism, Subby JK, D/s dynamics, excessive use of petnames, tattoos, piercings (nipples and genital), spit, edging, self asphyxiation, overstimulation, degradation, humiliation, praise, NO AFTERCARE
Banner by @introlxv
Betaβd by @amourtae
Part of: Bangtan DLC: A Streamer BTS Collab hosted by @joonscypherβ, @kookskingdomβ, & @lavienjinβ
Summary: Β Jungkook is finally popular enough to quit his job and make a living off his streaming and heβs very proud of his Master rank. His cockiness takes a turn when an unknown player joins his team and starts talking shit but whatβs worse is theyβre not just talking the talk but walking the walk. Jungkook ends up humiliated in multiple ways but thereβs only one of which he ends up liking.Β
Authors note: Itβs finally here! A special thank you to @audreonneβ for using her esports knowledge and correcting everything I had wrong with the Overwatch gameplay (because Iβm a filthy casual and donβt play) and letting me use her username. Also to my lovely writing net @thebtswritersclubβ and everyone who supported me with hype and writing alongside me in sprints.
Read the sequel: Rematch
I'm in meetings all day and can't check the world burning online. Please remove Jimin's internet access. I can't handle this.
Someone needs to teach me how to approach pretty people in public because the way I was π this man on the bus just gave psycho vibes π
Trying to get on the metro and it's crowded. Im heading to the esclators but get cut off by multiple people almost knocking me down because they noticed that the escalators are down so they go to the stairs.
Do you know what out of order escalators are? THEYRE STAIRS.
What stylist touched JKs hair and made it look like his mother cut it with kitchen scissors in a half lit bathroom???
Jungkook on Stationhead this morning explaining he hasnβt been live because heβs busy but also thereβs some things that have to change on the exterior (appearance) which should be kept confidential.
Armys π€‘: Omg new hair color for more promotional album content.
Reality: A 'what could go wrong?' self inflicted haircut at 3am in the middle of a mental breakdown.
What stylist touched JKs hair and made it look like his mother cut it with kitchen scissors in a half lit bathroom???
Going through my bookmarked fics that I hadnt had gotten to yet and seeing so many [user]-deactivated is SO SAD.
I'm sorry I was so lazy and didn't get to read you guys' work earlier π
Got a sassy email from a coworker because she sent in a request and marked it "RUSH" and was upset about the delay in which it was done.
Her request came in at 4:30pm on Thursday. (Now keep in mind the office is closed Fridays). Her request was filled by 9:45am on Monday.
So the delay? TWO BUSINESS HOURS.
I don't know how she thinks we'd get it done any faster within operable hours. π
Downing my sleeping pills with iced coffee. Balance.
My entire squad is pulling up to this. It's going to be so fun!
You know who we haven't seen in a hot second??
MIN HOLLY
Look who I got at my little kpop event! π₯Ή
when the sea breeze is good and you smile, i can't take it anymore amigo