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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[shaking myself by the shoulders] i will get better. i will continue. i have no goddamn choice

“you are a shot of espresso” no girl i’m the most insane person you will find at the grocery store

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

uh? I want to be openly, vividly & deeply loved? & an iced coffee? why am I being denied my craving

Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

Of all the lines from "We Didn't Start the Fire" that I expected to be relevant this week, "trouble in the Suez" was pretty far down the list

Babe ur revenge fantasies are sooo interesting please tell me more

harvard? you mean from legally blonde? you know thats not a real school right?

Older sisters have both a god and victim complex

im scared of the gucci store i feel like jeffree star will be in there

Advice from the Queen herself 😫💗

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

*applies mascara to my third eye*

limit pasta consumption

blocked

my favorite motifs are grief, rage, and burdens

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly