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Moisteth

@zestiriia / zestiriia.tumblr.com

Reza | 23 | Australian
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prokopetz

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

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v3rb4tim

Incredible one-liners as always

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trepanties

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

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lamemummy59

any other transmascs forget they’re afab and forget they might by read as female and are surprised when people read them as women because in their head they literally look like this

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Tylenol should be illegal and I’m not kidding

effects on liver function?

Yep. Tylenol damage kills more people every year than opioids.

This post brought to you by my elevated liver enzymes that immediately dropped to normal after I stopped using Tylenol about once a week.

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berylian

where'd you hear about Tylenol killing more per year than opioids? over 70k deaths sounds like a lot to sweep under the rug, do you have a study for that? I'd like to read it but haven't been able to find it myself 😞

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zestiriia

"Acetaminophen toxicity is the second most common cause of liver transplantation worldwide and the most common cause of liver transplantation in the US. It is responsible for 56,000 emergency department visits, 2,600 hospitalizations, and 500 deaths per year in the United States. Fifty percent of these are unintentional overdoses."

"In 2021, 45 people died each day from a prescription opioid overdose, totaling nearly 17,000 deaths. Prescription opioids were involved in nearly 21% of all opioid overdose deaths in 2021."

Tylenol (Acetaminophen/Paracetamol) shouldn't be taken daily, even under the recommended dose, we take things at different times of day and everybody has their own variations in drug metabolism. Accidental overdose or low-level toxicity is easier than it should be in those circumstances, but it's definitely nowhere near as dangerous as opioids. If you're in enough pain to have to take Tylenol pretty often (multiple times a week over 3-6 months +), you should go to a doctor and get a pain relief plan sorted, alongside a medication review.

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