xX_Aquamentus + Rocketchu_Xx

these two posts are in a very loving relationship

Blackout poetry is wonderful because it can often transform something penis neutral and relatively innocent balls into something rather crass and butt and I don't know there's something that just appeals to me about that and furthermore boobs vagina

i love ask blogs specifically in the utmv fandom because in undertale literally almost every monster is ready and willing to spill their guts and expose their deepest feelings to you, a random kid, and the concept of that mindset remaining in all of these characters when being interviewed by beings beyond their plane of existence is hilarious

Survival Instinct

Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

spellcasting with somatic compenents

this is a beautiful addition

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

You could summon me :3

No good, I think we'd fight for power

All I'm hearing is that you're afraid to lose

No, you know you'd lose 🤭

ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

server of theseus

no one from the start of the server is left and the entire admin team has turned over at least three times, but all the channel names are still inside jokes that no one remaining was even present for the inception of

prev. what.

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

Dude this line read is so good

I've watched this literally 20 times and I can't understand a single word this guy is saying

ssshhoplifting.

ggeEAWu!

hdgonebad at such an early age?where'syour moooaAamh??

True freedom.

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

world heritage post

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

Important ideas to consider when creating characters who are black and indigenous people of color. (x)

Source: Sacramento History Museum

that's just a printing machine

in hindsight, it makes a lot of sense that macklemore would happily release a free palestine song that is AS balls-out anticapitalist and antiimperialist as it is, considering in 2011 he won a grammy with a song all about being poor and spending your money wisely while still being cool and looking fresh, bemoaning blind consumption.

it was a small domino to start with, sure, but the trail is there.

yes!

and that person just happened to be the person who is currently the most celebrated rapper in the world, Kendrick Lamar! he was apologizing for winning over Good Kid, M.a.a.d. City!

funny enough, he did NOT apologize to the other artists, and two of them are Drake and Kanye, which is EXTRA hilarious considering how well that decision also aged.

a lot of people are bringing up a very good point:

Macklemore has been an ally this whole fucking time, making whole songs dedicated to LGBT and BLM stuff. nobody ever talked shit about him for anything other than being uber-corny.

i think now that we're in the post-cringe era there's a lot of people remembering where we left him and thinking "oh fuck im so sorry white boy"

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

NOW it’s you

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

Best post I've seen all day

House of Leaves ass post

dude.... these 🤨 sunglasses

its literally this

guzma

Dream works face

“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.

Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.

SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I’VE BEEN MASC VELMA THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

Nice cosplay

THESE WERE JUST THE CLOTHES I WAS WEARING WHEN I MADE THIS POST