Queen of the Damned

Objectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship

The best part is that person did donate $8 to Partners in Health, and so I didn’t delete the tweet.

Climate crisis is coming for all of us. We need to vote for people who are not insulated from reality via donor bribes.

We need a robust EPA. The current Supreme Court wants to end the EPA and Federal power to regulate our air and water. Never forget.

Get involved. Vote.

The air quality that is so shocking in New York is identical to the air quality I grew up with in Los Angeles. The EPA and the AQMD changed all of that, and I don't ever want anyone to have to experience what I did. It was awful. We must insist on strong environmental laws and severe penalties for those who break them. We owe it to our kids.

instead of mourning some stupid billionaires, please consider donating to sos mediterranée, sea watch, and sos humanity, three NGOs assisting asylum seekers in the mediterranean sea

"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."

Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.

"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."

Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–

"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."

Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.

At this point I'm half-expecting the next article I read is going to reveal one of the other passengers is a self-styled "explorer" who has strong opinions about the continued geopolitical relevance of the British Empire OH WAIT

please watch this i gasped

This performance is an homage to the legendary and stunning Tandi Iman Dupree and y'all should definitely watch her iconic performance if you haven't seen it before

A classic rinse

He deleted it.

A pair of absolutely behemoth Amethyst geodes standing at 17 feet tall each, from Uruguay.

He should've been the first gay James Bond.

REAL

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

mom said its my turn with the meme

#it’s finally here

somewhere taylor lautner is looking at his phone, seeing the news about speak now tv, and falling asleep completely unbothered knowing he has nothing to worry about

somewhere taylor lautner is looking at his phone, seeing the news about speak now tv, and falling asleep completely unbothered knowing he has nothing to worry about