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A penguin with its arse on fire ❤

@gemvictorfromtheponyverse

Keam - They/Them. Writer & artist. Fandom addicted & obsessed with Doctor Who. Cerulean chapter - beware the plant touchers! Screams when there's none straight pairings on the tv. Always open to chatting and asks.
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I am watching the office for the first time

Why did noone and none of the memes on the internet prepare me for how invested i was going to be in Dwight and Angela (and Andy)?! Like I was like oh yeah Pam and Jim I've heard all about them but no...no Dwight is why I'm watching this!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

LINDA THOMPSON IS RELEASING AN ALBUM ENTIERLY CONSISTING OF SONGS SHE WROTE (but not neccesarilly performed by her)

Richard Thompson already announced an album this year. Neil young is doing a crazy horse retrospective. Ann Savoy is releasing the first album under her name as a solo artist! What is this spring?!

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Did I buy myself and my brother Happy Meals yeasterday and accidentally realize that they had Hello Kitty x Yu-gi-oh crossover soft toys inntheir meals and that the campaign ends tomorrow? Yes.

Did I run to a different Macdonalds today to find more? Yes.

Am I going to hit up like two more places tomorrow hoping for more tiny toys? Yes.

They are adorable and I only have a few days!

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i also think that the way people on here talk about protests is sometimes needlessly fearmongering like it's always good to have your wits about you and be aware of dangers from cops or counterprotesters but also i feel like a lot of people on here have become convinced that by going to a large peaceful protest march they are taking their lives in their hands which is just simply not the case (the point of those events is optics and showing that a lot of people are willing to show up for the cause) and i'm worried it might be deterring people from actually showing up to protests

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tearlessrain

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

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hanleialuke

5 things your character can't do while speaking

  1. Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.
  2. Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.
  3. Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.
  4. Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.
  5. Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

Choked is not meant to be taken literally, an obstruction in the throat. It means they’re having difficultly speaking, they’re forcing the words out with difficulty. Often used when the character is convulsed in tears or laughter.

Hiss is a low, threatening whisper. Raw, guttural, vicious. It is NOT a literal hiss like an animal, it is a tone of voice that serves the same function. Someone will hiss that they’re going to cut your throat- a message from one person to the other.

Snarl is the same kind of thing. Not literal, it’s a tone of voice that serves the same function. It’s raw and gutteral like a hiss, but more savage than vicious. It’s loud, it’s showy, it’s intimidating. It’s very alpha male, big man, look at how fucking dangerous I am. I’ll take ALL of you on. Even if they’re snarling at one person in particular, nobody better back them up or they’re gonna get fucked up too.

Shriek. Come on, seriously? We’ve all heard people shriek either in fear or outrage. High pitched, loud, out of control, feminine. Men can shriek, but it’s funny and emasculating. Think angry italian women throwing pots and pans or ladies on tables who just saw a mouse.

Sneering is contempt whether it’s a facial expression or a tone of voice or both. There are a hundred different ways to sneer with your voice, but it all adds up to the same thing.

How descriptive words work 101

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susspirria

Op radiating cinema sins energy with that list lol

OP tagging this as “reasons they stop reading a book in ch 1” yet not grasping like the most basic form of figurative language is… something

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flipocrite

[ID: Tumblr post from @/keuhkopussirotta that reads -

me at 11: Why the fuck do we have reading comprehension tests in school. Who the fuck is there who can read words but not understand what they’re saying. Why are they worried that any of us would read a story where a woman wants to kill puppies and not be able to tell who is the villain of the story. You either can read or you can’t, surely there’s nobody out there who can understand letters that form words, but can’t make sense of the intended messages of written text.

me now on Tumblr: oh.

End ID.]

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ahahaha. really scared right now this is serious 👍👍👍

I HAVE LESS THAN 3 MONTHS LEFT UNTIL IM KICKED OUT AND DONATIONS ARE AT THEIR ALL TIME LOW WHEN I NEED THEM THE MOST

i am less than halfway towards my goal of 2000 dollars to survive moving out, and at the moment, if current trends hold up, im.. probably not gonna make that amount. i dont know what will happen to me if im not able to safely move out, im a visibly trans autistic person living in texas.

for the love of god, please, if you can, donate anything, and if you can send this to like.. rich friends, or friends with nice jobs, or friends with money they dont need, because i could seriously use some help

im appreciating all the encouraging words ive been getting but.. while kind, words will only get me so far. i dont exactly have options for places to live, so the only place i can go if i dont manage to get enough to move out is on the streets.

i get seeing these posts a lot is annoying, i get doing something about it is annoying, i get clicking on a link and sending money is more than you wanted to do while scrolling tumblr, but if everyone who saw this post and had the ability sent me money, i might make it. things are looking bleak, and im looking everywhere i can for sources of income, but at my current pace.. im donezo without a miracle, i think.

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

i guess ill do the whole thing again

hi! im delilah, im a plural autistic trans girl in an abusive household in a shitty town in texas. ive been incapable of getting a job because no businesses are trans-friendly and i cant exactly pass as cis, i rarely have enough food in the house, and to top it all off, on june 1 2024 (my birthday, in less than 3 months) i am going to be kicked out onto the streets regardless of what i do. i have no options for places to live, i have no options for actual income, so i have to resort to begging on the internet. i know its annoying but.. i really dont know what else i can do that i havent already tried.

i promise to you, if your money goes to me and helps me survive, it wont be a waste. i have so many dreams that i am desperate to fulfill, im in a large polycule (the above banner is my polycule's "logo"/"flag") with people i love and people that love me dearly, and one day i want to live with as many of my partners as i can, and open a bakery with my boyfriend finn. i try to be the best person i can be, i try to help my friends when they need it (and plenty of my friends have told me ive saved their lives or made their lives much better) and. i just want to live. i dont know how to continue this without just sounding like im guilt tripping, so ill sign off here.

please dont scroll past this. share it if you can, copy the link and post it among you friends just to see if they can help, anything, for the love of god.

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I just saw like a thousand lesbians fighting this guy on Facebook who INSISTED that Sappho had a husband (and therefor wasn't gay). But the funniest part was that the only argument these lesbians bothered to give him was to repeat, over and over, that

"He's as real as bigus dickus"

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There is nowhere safe for Palestinians. That terrorist state destroys and mass slaughters them everywhere they take refuge and the world just watches.

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