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โI am too full of life to be half-loved.โ
โ Ijeoma Umebinyuo, Questions for Ada
Being chronically ill is like being a phone that canโt charge past, like, 30%. You can do a good chunk of stuff when at 30%, but not as much as youโd like to before it has the go on the charger. You know when youโre charging your phone but you need to do something really quick but the charger cord wonโt reach so you just take it off for a second, but itโs only at 10% so itโs constantly giving you the notification to put it back on the charger? Thatโs what itโs like to get up to do anything be it get a drink, go pee, check on sleeping family, whatever, at night. You are constantly being reminded by your body you need to get back to sleep and soon, but you know that you can do this small task at 10%, because youโve done it at 3% before when you were absolutely desperate, but it doesnโt make it any less nerve-wracking because if your phoneโs over heating or you left the brightness all the way up, or you misread the percentage, that 10% can go right to a power down before you get it back on the charger. People understand โI donโt wanna leave the house yet, my phoneโs only at 27%โ but donโt quite get โI canโt leave the house yet, my body is only at 10%, if I left now I wouldnโt make it back home safeโ
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
โAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.โ
โJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!โ
โHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you donโt have to see all those bodies anymore?โ
โwutโ
โWhat?โ
โShouldnโt you tell them toโฆ stop dressing like that or something?โ
โDonโt see why. Itโs not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.โ
โUhโฆ.โ
โOr learn to keep it in your gโdamn pants no matter what theyโre wearing.โ
Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.
Jesus: Well that sounds like a YOU problem.
Always reboot
I love this post so much
My boi Jesus being a boss as always๐๐ป
Donโt even follow the Bible but goddamn
reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away
Jumping into this new meme with something wholesome
If you receive a message with a link to any of Iggy Azaleaโs songs, DO NOT OPEN IT
is it a virus??
No she just sucks
Have you ever just randomly cried because youโve been holding shit in for too long?
Every week
at least three times a week
I definitely read this wrongโฆI was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet
โi abused my friends and now i have noneโ aw im sorry being a piece of shit didnt work out for you :/
โyouโve probably never had all youโre friends ditch you bc of some bad fuckin behavior but lemmie say this: it ainโt right at all to be toxic, but it sure isnโt a good feeling to watch all your friends leave without giving a reason to.โ aw im sorry being a piece of shit didnt work out for you :/
I started high school 7 years ago Jesus
u done yet
Iโm trapped in one of the lockers
gotta go fast
this is?? so fucking ominous??
Follow us @anxietyproblemโ
finally
They both look malnourished
Both
When your teacher assigns more theory honework than usual