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@paganmagdalene / paganmagdalene.tumblr.com

Runner, student, writer, music enthusiast, pagan, Star Wars fan, book lover, wine-o/foodie wannabe, lover of all things Hello Kitty, and a fangirl of the horror genre.
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Randonaut Responsibility.

This is for travel in general, but especially with something such as Randonautica, as it is directly from the universe and is known to direct people to

• DO 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 RESEARCH.

• Make sure your phone is fully charged.

• Do NOT go at night. It says this in the app I believe; night generally makes one more vulnerable to being harmed.

• Do not go alone if possible. Take as many people with you as possible.

• Do not go places that will make you especially vulnerable. This app will most likely make you vulnerable in general, but some places may make you more vulnerable especially if you're defenseless. And example would be the middle of a body of water, and abandoned building, dense forests, random tents/mattresses/portable living spaces, etc, unless you're prepared to do so.

• Do not trespass or break any laws.

• Do not search for negative terms such as the following: death, danger, harmful, evil, creepy, scary, sad, or similar, unless you're prepared to face such things.

• Stay away from containers that may look suspicious, such as bags or suitcases. If you think there may be incriminating evidence inside, do not touch it with your bare hands and contact authorities if you feel it is necessary.

• If you find bones, please contact authorities unless you're 100% sure they aren't human remains.

• If you come across suspicious items (ie, random coffins, clothing, etc).

• If you come across something blatantly illegal and/or cruel get to a safe space and contact authorities immediately.

• Be especially alert of those around you, moreso if you don't know them or they seemingly come out of nowhere.

• Carry a backpack with supplies; food, water, flashlights, first aid kit, etc.

• Be specific with your intent. If you want it to be harmless, put “harmless” or “not harmful”; something along those lines. If you're willing to have a potentially harmful adventure, be prepared.

• Be prepared for multiple interpretations of your intent. Try to think of all the possibilities that could come from your intent and prepare for that, whether it be mentally or with packing items. Even then, the universe may give you something entirely different than what you imagine.

• Carry means of defense and/or armor with you. If you feel a firearm is necessary, then do carry it, but as always be responsible and knowledgeable.

• Follow your gut instinct. If you feel you should stay, then stay. If you feel you need to leave or feel threatened, don't panic, and calmly make your way back to safety.

• Take this seriously, even if you're doing this for fun or out of boredom. You don't know what's going to happen, why take the risk?

That's all I have for now, but if I think of others I will definitely list them.

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I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

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wintergrey

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

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snigepippi

*Snort*

if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link

This is magically what I’m looking for right now.

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tragedybunny

Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.

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maggiemae873

I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.

I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!

YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books

HEY TUMBLR

You’ve always been wonderful to me, twisted little hellsite though you be. Now check this out.

Do you like wizards? Do you like girlfriends?

Do you like WIZARD GIRLFRIENDS?

(Of course you fucking do)

Stick your entire face into a fantasy adventure where two kickass lesbians of color magic the shit out of every asshole they see

Support a queer disabled author

And do it for a buck.

A BUCK

And this is INTERNATIONAL

A bunch of people out there don’t think books like this can ever be successful.

Fucken prove them wrong, babes.

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how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

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marissaai

its the Grape

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koracs

It's Dionysus

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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

What a ride

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

l e m o n m a n

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

Nice ending for this…

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yuna-dan

Wow that was a ride

fantastic

holy shit they juiced him

What a perfect example of why I’m sad/glad that I don’t have a twitter

Ok but also Lemon Man was the one that had no other name thing that identified him. Just two emojis, one of which was a lemon. That’d be like if someone here didn’t stick their name in their bio and got butthurt that they were called some form of their url smh

“THEY JUICED HIM”

This is the first time in a LONG time I decided to get back on Tumblr and this was the first thing on my dash. Damn, it's good to be back.

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wholove

Hi hello could we please make sure that no one watches this and that it flops. Moffat can't get back on his bullshit in 2020 let's all leave him back in the 10s thank you very much.

Just a few reminders

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liminal-zone

FUCK THIS GUY

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I can never understand how Snape apologetics can stand up for him when he CANONICALLY does this shit.

I can maybe, maybe, understand those who haven’t read the books standing up for him, because honestly the movies don’t cover all the horrible stuff he does. But those who have read the books and still stick up for him baffle me.

I mean, you don’t see anyone sticking up for the Dursley’s or Umbridge, when they do the same stuff to Harry as Snape. How is Snape any different?

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Star Wars: Breaking Down the Duels - Revenge of the Sith

#EVERY STORY TOLD IN THIS IS GOLD #OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN’S FIGHT AS A MARRIED COUPLE SPAT #HAYDEN HATES WALKING UP SLOPES #SO GILLARD USES THAT FOR THE INSPIRATION FOR THE HIGH GROUND SCENE #THE ORIGINAL FINISHING MOVE WAS HARDCORE
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in which Tom Holland was totally amused when Angourie and Jacob got fully drenched after the boat slamming scene only for him to get thoroughly drenched a few scenes later lol
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