Rengoku-sensei to get you through the day, Rengoku-sensei for when you’ve made it through!!!

alright so it's annual donation drive time over on AO3, and I've already seen the usual "this is ridiculous/this is shady/what are they doing with all that money” so here's your yearly reminder:

when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

ALO?

Alo?

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

MI-AMINTESC DE OCHII TAI

my whole damn life just flashed before my eyes

I’m sorry I still love this fuckin song

Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East 

help I’m dying

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had fandom bathrooms

this is so fucking funny

This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec

tfw your fictional characters get diagnosed before you

imagine the sheer mental gymnastics one must do in order to not only deny any self diagnosis before seeing a doctor but also PROJECT that shit on their own characters and not think for one second it might mean something. anyway im dumby

alternate titles for this comic would have been “help i’m being bullied by my character’s identities - in a sexy way (written by chuck tingle)” or “so you have dumb projecting bitch disorder”

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

New characters for the Pokemon anime.

Here’s Professor Sakuragi and his daughter Koharu with her partner Yamper. This is his research lab that he built in the Kanto region.

... oh boy. Here we go again.

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

she weaponized her gag gift im crying