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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

looks like an egg

Credit if used.

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

Calling all artists !!!

RB for sample size maybe? I’m very curious.

Could also apply to writers!

I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[ID: a marker drawing of an orange cat with a pink heart around its head. the cat is smiling and the heart is radiating outwards. end ID]

tweeter @frienem does the best HDB cosplay I've ever seen in my life

so this happened to me today

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

i often think of my friend who lives in a lighthouse and the time we were having lunch together and he said he had some new friends over for a movie night and I asked what they watched and he grimaced and said “the lighthouse” and I said “wow. a bold choice to watch with new friends” and he said “I just thought it would be fun since, you know. And well. None of us knew what it was about.”

cannot imagine what that was like for everyone.

imagine a guy you only kind of know invites you over to his lighthouse and he says “let’s watch the lighthouse” and you say okay : ) and then he shows you That. he’s the funniest person alive and he didn’t even mean it

we're so back

https://www.pcgamer.com/researchers-have-developed-a-very-big-disctm-that-can-store-up-to-200-terabytes-of-data-and-may-represent-a-return-to-optical-media-for-long-term-storage/

Please jump-start finished physical media copies being more popular for developers over digital. Please jump-start finished physical media copies being more popular for developers over digital. Please jump-start finished physical media copies being more popular for developers over digital. Please jump-start physical finished media copies being more popular for developers over digital. Please jump-

Tweet by Heather Hogan:

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character?

Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

5:32 PM on 2/25/24

Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky

Knife Mirror with Blood Carpet by Drought

I don't know whose room this is but I'm obsessed with how they live