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Tate, 23, he/him | About | Current WIP | In this House bounty hunters are the law and order and we would die for Reylo | Ask me about my star wars trans headcanons, ask me about my pop culture patrons
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do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read

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None of us could physically, mentally, or spiritually handle hearing THE Monster Mash

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anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name it will be held against you

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There's just something so sexy about being lost at sea, with no clues to your whereabouts save for a waterlogged journal containing oblique references to horrors in the water, and what could either be the cry of gulls or a person's haunted screams echoing distantly offshore

Lol what if during your drunken stumbling along the beach you briefly saw me standing knee deep in the water, bloated and pale and covered in barnacles but staring right at you with cold, malevolent eyes? And then u blinked and I was gone... Hahaha jk... 😝🤭🙈

... Unless? 👀👀

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