Christmas Luke says: You! Can! Do! It!
No matter what happens remember that he believes in you! You will succeed!
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
it’s tIME FOR SEASONS GREASONS EVERYONE
@murderturtles thank you for enabling me :)
the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
That's called being an adult
no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth
*walks onto your blog as a special guest*
[studio audience applause]
Reblog to give your mutuals one of each
you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3
girl help the pessimists found me
"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"
Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others
*shakes fictional character* where is the rest of your information I want to know more about you
“fuck you my child is completely fine”
ma’am your child has been lipsynching “the fine print” by the stupendium in front of the bathroom mirror for 30 minutes
Me when DETECTIVE GUMSHOEEEEE
Mutuals as patron saints.
Inspired by a reblogged post by Egg and Griff I think.
Let's go with @a-casual-egg first
Patron Saint of Scales: Why? Because I always think of scales when thinking of them, lizards, dragons. Just tough and simply. A natural occurrence but with so much beauty.
Patron Saint of Fate: I'm a sap so....I don't know. A person very important to me said, "There is such a thing as a coincident but sometimes it can just be fate." and I guess that's what stuck with me about you Griff. A lot of things had to have happened to ever allow me to find you, never mind interact and actually befriend you.
Patron Saint of Civilians: Hey, someone's got to be the saint of the random person stumbling over their own foot, no talents, no future and no past, just human. Telling their story in the plainest language, by living. Honestly if any of my mutuals would be the saint of humanity it would be Murder, they're so...human.
Patron Saint of Vestiges: I swear Rian is like an ancient spirit that watches the world turn for fun and has tea with time when not walking the earth. The vibes Rian gives off are that of a visitor watching and enjoying the rare peace of humanity.
Patron Saint of Scales: I have been WAITING to make this joke. Because both egg and whodini have scales, from dragons and lizards, in my mind but Howdini also has paladin, justice and honor vibes. Just knight of respect and valour.