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@anathemaparker / anathemaparker.tumblr.com

🕸katy-17-I just really like marvel🕸
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humorous-wifi
*alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*
Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.
Alien: that's okay, take your time.
Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!
Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!
Me: aight man. She said it's cool.
Alien: cool
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I—uh… need a new backpack.
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ninelittledevils
betty, flirting: if global warming was a person, it’d be you
jughead: what, worsening day by day while being simultaneously ignored by millions of people for the sake of their own happiness and peace?
betty: um?-I-I was gonna say hot- but uh…
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stardust-revengers
Tom: I failed my safety course today.
Harrison: Why? What happened?
Tom: Well one of the questions was “In the case of a fire what steps would you take?”
Harrison: And?
Tom: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.
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