Starting soon.

We have 9 teams duking it out. Propaganda will be posted then linked in the poll post. Round one begins today! I'll see y'all with the next round hopefully next Sunday but definitely next week if not.

Submissions will remain open since this is such a small poll. They'll be added in later rounds, naturally.

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Submissions: Open

YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. And I'm deleting it.

Have a fav that's always down on their luck? We see you! This poll is not gender exclusive. It says "his" but you can submit whoever you want. Please, no in real life submissions...however, if you feel that you have a very compelling case in which I should allow an exception, I will consider it.

Please read all the rules and guidelines before submitting a character or asking questions. As time goes on (if needed), I'll have a questions and FAQ tag :}

T3RF$, R4DF3M$, AND N4Z1 CODED CHARACTERS ARE NOT WELCOME.

No H*rry P*tter or Att*ck On Tit*n content. Thank you.

Hello! My name is Quill W. Deske. I'm an author and I want to write your one-shot! Please help me afford an ESA.

I will write your ocs, x reader dreams, that one essay you've been putting off, a concept that would be cool but you're not super big on writing words, whatever comes to mind. My best writings are one-shots but if you pay me to write chapters, I could have something for you. The sky is the limit when it comes to types of writing. Agnst, fluff, strange, ect.

My range of fandoms is very extensive. I'm open to most things. Some common media I've been involved with would include Homestuck, Marvel (MCU), The Last of Us, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Hazbin Hotel, The Magnus Archives, Voltron etc. etc. To list everything would be a one-shot in of itself. Just ask, it's probably on the list. If it's not, I might be willing to research and write for you anyway.

I'm okay with writing pretty much anything. I'm a freelance shipper so don't be shy. The only things off limits are non-con fics, smut with minors, vore porn, incest and beastiality. All AU's including cross overs are accepted within reason.

If you are requesting something with an OC, I need a character sheet for reference of some kind. Not that that's a given, but a visual idea with a personality and background would give you the best results.

For every 500 words, I'm charging $5.50. Rates in between can be discussed. I'm very forgiving.

One-shots come with revisions and editing free of charge.

Transactions can be done through PayPal or Venmo. You can reach me through DM's or my email if you have any questions, concerns, or requests.

Email: Striderstridexox@gmail.com

If you want to see any of my work, though most of it is old, my AO3 is Shoutandscreamy. If you would like, I'm more than happy to send a sample of your piece before any transaction.

you ever hear a trans person's name and you know instantly what media they got it from

oh your name is Percy? that's beautiful. i wonder what popular book franchise marked your childhood. by the way are you familiar with the myth of kronos and the olympians

a collection of my favorite replies on this post

We love the gays! Swag!

10 years ago today

I’m eating bone marrow in the woods don’t talk to me

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Amen to that little dude

When food so good you see god

Transcendent in my tummy

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

"I'm depressed and always tired and my body is in mysterious pain all the time for no reason" yeah you've spent a whole month isolated except for talking to online people and coworkers and eating convenience store snacks for half your meals with 0 physical activity like that isn't passive self harm. of course your body doesn't like that, it's exhausting

everyone in the notes of this post

ive made peace with most of my mental illness shit but i need whoever invented rejection sensitive dysphoria to be in hell no matter what

shaking and crying like a scorned pomeranian because somebody thirteen years ago called me annoying once

PSA: Someone at one of my work's branches has already had a seizure from this movie, so I'd love if folks passed this around before the big first weekend! Might save someone from a very unpleasant trip out